DO I need to explain myself any further
- he probably smells like axe body spray on the daily
- has ugly hairy toes
- drinks plain white milk (you are committing several crimes if you drink plain white milk)
- His kinda build like a brick but we all know he skipped leg day,
- has a diary
- uses a 13 in 1 shampoo
- probably doesn't shower for months on end
- gets absolutely zero bitches
- Honestly he is a whole walking red flag
- thinks he is the best
- would cry if he got hit while in a fight
- the F7 talk smack behind his back (me too though)
- Jack makes fun of him to his face with Hans (doing gods work ngl)
- Makes the weirdest jokes making you question who willingly raised this child
- he actually can't flirt but says he can and will stick to his answer no matter what
- doesn't like animals (smh)
- insults people but in the worst way (he just isn't good at it)
- has some crusty lips
YOU ARE READING
-Red Shoes and the seven dwarfs - Oneshots & Headcanons
FanfictieI got bored so uh here ya go (btw some of the writing probably will suck so don't have high standards) I'll do any but smut btw but maybe some steamy scenes lol I take requests I'll do also anyone in the rsa7d universe 😀👍 Also my Instagram is @...
