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Soggy (PayJay)

Paper x Oj. My little gremlins. mmm

prompt:

oj offers to share his umbrella with paper (i'll probably heavily change it. giggles)

not humanised

i like to think that when paper is soggy he has like a cold. so yeah, just saying cause it's kind of mentioned.

enjoy my scrumptious little fleas 💏

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"Oj, do you really need me to come with you? I don't think Soap will be able to handle the hotel by herself.." Paper scratched his arm, feeling bad for leaving Soap by herself. "She'll be fine, plus, just a little us time is nice. We're friends, yet we never seem to hang out." The glass of orange juice patted Papers back, continuing to walk. "Okay, Oj.. i trust you. If anything goes wrong i'm blaming you" he giggled, nudging Oj's arm.

After walking for some time, Paper felt a few rain droplets land onto him. "Crumbs.." Paper whispered, looking for an umbrella in his bag. Unfortunately, he hadn't brought one, meaning he'd be one soggy piece of paper.  "Oj, we need to head back. It's starting to rain and i haven't brought an umbrella." The piece of paper panicked, it took him days to fully dry up, he didn't want to experience 4 days in bed, pulling Oj away from managing the hotel so he can take care of him. "It's only spitting, Paper. Don't worry we'll be home before it gets bad." Oj wasn't really convincing, cause Paper was still panicking like hell. What if it starts pouring? What if he gets soggy and tears? What if he tears so much he dies? Mephone wasn't at the hotel so he'd be gone for good!!

Before he knew it, it was absolutely pouring it down. "Oj!!!" He screamed, covering himself with his hands. "Okay! Wait a second." The orange juice looked for an umbrella, luckily for him, there was one at the bottom of his bag. He opened it up and placed it over the two. They stuck close together. Just a little close enough to feel each others body heat. It was nice. "here, take it." Oj offered, putting the handle close to Paper. "What about you? You'll get diluted. I know you don't like that," Paper took the umbrella, his face growing just a teeny bit red from the nice gesture. "eh.. you're way worse than i am. You deserve it.. besides," he placed his hand over Papers, getting close to him, "i can just do this. It's easier." Paper was sure his face was red raw right now. The glass looked back at him and smiled, rubbing Papers hand. They just continued walking. Paper attempted to calm down, but it seemed impossible. Why was his friend doing this?

"Paper?" Oj stopped walking to talk. "Yeah, Oj?" Paper received no reply. Oj seemed deep in thought, and paper noticed his face grew a little red. Was he sick? "Paper while we're alone can i tell you something?" The glass turned, making eye contact, which threw Paper off. "Uh yes of course!" He averted his eyes, looking absolutely everywhere but towards Oj. The glass gulped, you could hear it very slightly. "Well.. i've been thinking about it for some time now. but.. i think i like you?" Oj flushed, his face a deep crimson red. The piece of paper panicked, his face was warm, he was sweating like mad. "oh!" he blurted out, he coughed and continued, "sorry, but what about Salt?" "Salt? Salt and i were never together, Paper." The two just stared at each other in silence. Paper had no clue what to say, he can't collect his feelings this quick, and Oj was panicking about Papers reaction. 

After thinking for a tiny bit, Paper finally spoke, "Well, i think i like you too?" The glass' worried expression went away and he smiled softly at the other, placing hands around paper, avoiding a paper cut of course. He slowly moved closer and their lips connected. It was long, but nice. While kissing, Oj dropped the umbrella.. the wind blew it out of reach.

"Seriously, Oj?"

gay people. ur gay. i'm gay. everyone be gay /j

anyways this one's dumb hope you enjoyed i guessss  😒

FUCKING REQUEST SHIPS IM RUNNJNG OUT OF IFEAS

bye ugly 💏