~Shorts~ - K.B

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Kate - I'm not going to suck them

Y/n - But what do you want to see?

Kate - Boobs

Y/n - Why?

Kate - Because

Y/n - Why

Kate - *Gives y/n a look*

Y/n - Fine *Lifts shirt*

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Kate - Talk dirty to me

Y/n - I'm not good at it

Kate - Just do it!

Y/n - I've...been bad

Kate - How bad

Y/n - I kicked a goose

Kate - Yea-What wait!

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Y/n - Would you kiss me for 500$ or the prettiest girl in the world for 500$

Kate - I would kiss the prettiest girl in the world and get 1000$

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Wanda - Hey I need dating advice

Y/n - Just because I'm dating Kate doesn't mean I know how

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Nat - You two must have been at it all night. I could hear the bed slamming the wall like crazy

Kate - Yea haha...

Last night

Y/n - I bet you can't touch the celling

Kate - Yes I can

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Y/n - I'm a 100% straight. How could you even be gay when guys exist. Dick is great. I am so heterosexu....

*Kate walks past with out a shirt*

Y/n - Fuck

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Kate - What do you mean? Your seriously going to date other girls?

Y/n - Yea. More or less

Kate - I don't want you too!!

*She grabs you shirt pulling you very close*

Kate - If I see you with another girl, I'll kill her

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*Wakes Kate at 3 am*

Y/n - Do you like me?

Kate - We are together

Y/n - Yea but in a friend way or like a lover way

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Kate - I care about all the avengers the same

Yelena - We we're attacked when we went shopping this morning

Kate - IS Y/N OKEY?!

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Y/n - Kate and I hang out like normal friends. We play video games. We watch movies....

Y/n - Occasionally we make out. SUE ME

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Y/n - And once again. Kate and y/n save the day

Sam - You didn't do anything

Y/n - We are a package deal. Everyone knows that

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Yelena - Come on. Kate can't be good at everything. Who knows, she might be a bad kisser

Y/n - No, she is good at that too

Yelena - What?

Y/n - What?

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