Swordsman of the boiling isles

A lying witch and a warden

Speech
"Thoughts"
Narrative
*Time skip*
(Translation)

[3rd pov]

Here we see a young witch flying back to a barren rocky cliff. She stuck the landing as she looked up to face her foe, the monstrous snake, Gildersnake!

Gildersnake: Foolish child! I could swallow you whole!

The snake said as it opened its maw in an attempt to frighten its foe, however the young witch stood up fully as she struck a pose.

Azura: Do not underestimate me, Gildersnake, for I am the Good Witch Azura, warrior of peace! Now eat this, sucker!

Azura yelled out as she used her magic staff to fire blasts of magic at the giant snake. Each hit exploded on impact damaging the monstrous foe!

Gildersnake: No! My only weakness... dying!

One more hit was landed upon the foe as he plummeted to the firey pit below, dead.

[Y/n Pov]

Luz: And that's the end.

Luz Noceda, my best friend and sister figure since ... well forever, said as she sat there in front of me, the school principal and her mother holding a snake and a doll of her favorite book character, the good witch Azura.

Camila: The end of what?

Camila Noceda, was called in due to her daughter doing yet another wacky thing that was possibly dangerous ... oh who am I kidding!? She's holding a snake in her hand!

Luz: My book report. I think I knocked it out of the park~

Luz said as the snake lunged and bit the head of her azura doll. I facepalmed at this before sighing. I walked over to her and turned her chair towards the door.

Y/n: Your book report is why you're in here.

Two students run by each with a snake biting down on some part of their body. Now while this was funny at first, it wasn't the smartest move she had made.

Luz: Oh. That's where the backup snakes were~

Y/n: "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?"

I thought as it appeared the principal had the same thought I did.

Camila: And what were you going to do with this?

Camila asked pulling out an amalgamation of fireworks, from the floor by her feet. My eyes widened at the sight of ALL the fireworks we bought for the 4th of July, bound together by string.

Luz: ... That was for the Act Three closer.

Luz said as she looked saddened by the fact she got caught with something that's a freaking fire hazard in school. How did she even manage to sneak that in? It should've been blatantly obvious, I mean her bag is an over the shoulder BOOK BAG. Camila walked over to her and got on one knee.

Camila: Míja (My daughter), I love your creativity, but it's gotten out of hand. Do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times?

Y/n: Honestly, I couldn't forget the incidents, probably could list them in order.

I said as I crossed my arms. God I wish I could forget those times. As I start to recall those incidents, in order of when they happened, Luz looked more upset and uncomfortable about those memories. The first was during a play audition for Romeo and Juliet. At first things were going well, however then came little Luz.

Luz: O happy dagger, give me death!

Y/n: ... Dios, por favor Luz, no. (God, please Luz, no.)

I muttered as she cried out as she "stabbed" herself with a spork, before pulling sausage links out of her costume. All while groaning and falling to the stage floor. Everyone ran out of the auditorium screaming while I was off to the side just facepalming. Then came the time in art class during a project, we were told to make whatever came to mind. I was making a model of the sword of King Arthur, or at least one version of it, Excalibur! While Luz was stitching animal parts together.