it all stared on a normal day. a bunch of stick figures in the street, except for hero. hes just hero. everypne seems to be on their pheons despite there being a sign in the middle of the road saying "no phonss"
"hEYYY!!!!!!!!" one stick figure yells. "YOU GUYYSS!!! u cant use cell phomesn!!!!!!!!!"
"shut it" one stick figure says.
"l + ratio + bozo 😹😹" says anogher.
a stick figure off to the side says to anoyher stick figure in a chair,"hey dude lets set him on fire bro🔥🔥🔥 also we sholud make out after" witha smug look on his face. the sotck figure in the cahir replys,"yoooo that idea is fireee mannn 🔥🔥🔥🔥" also with a smug look.
hero, unfortunately, overhears this conversation. "arson on a humsn being????" he thinks to himslef, slight scared.
next thibg he knows, the stick figures are dowsibg the other sgick figure in lighter fluid and throwing matchez at him. one girl fo the side sayd to another girl "giRLEI RUNNN;;;!!" hero runs awAy screamunv like a 6 yr old girl as the mudreres start making ourt
hero thinks "wtf.... igotta get 2 kel" and calls kel on his phone.
kel: 911 whats ur-
hero: KEL
(the stick figures in the baclk: mwah mwah kissz me)
kel: ohey bro
hero: HELP SOME1 GOT BURNT TO ☠️ AND NOW THESRS 2 DUDES MAKIBG OYT
kel: r u homophobeic lol
hero: NO!!!!!! ther'e the dudes that ☠️d the other guy
kel: ohwell shit ig
hero: whagyt do ido????!
meanwhile with kel and sunny...
kel, holding his phone as hero screams "help i can hear them moaning": ahhah sorry sunny gotta go. hero is witnessing two murderers makr out hahh lol
sunny, holding mewo: uh .ok
back 2 hero
hero: THGE FIRSZ SPEADJBF
kel: help is on the way 🚑🚑
kel: HERO!
hero: KEL!
kel runs to hero, twryinf to avoid the fire. he extneds his arm and says,"grab my hand." hero grabd his hamd. hero says, sobbing"i dont think ill recovet" kel tries to comforr him"u'll b ok"
kel and hero are back, and go to sunny's house. kel kicks open the door"we back" sunny sits on the couch, unphased. hero hugs his knees and sobs
sunny turns around to face kel and hero and says,"tf happend"
hero, sobbing: i tjink im home of phobic after this experience
kel, covering his mouth with his hand dramatically: h.. hero how could you...........
there is a moment of silence.
sunny kicks hero in the ballz 🦵🏀🏀
tge end
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stupid omori shitpost
Randombased on an omori story me and my little sister conjured up on multiple pieces of paper