Jokes on you, I am already dead. (Izuku x......) Draft

Midoriya, you are overwhelmed (Kirogiri and Izuku)

Izuku P.O.V

I was sitting on the table inside of the small abandoned bar that the EX. League of villains member like to call their home. Toga and Dabi are out helping hero's with their latest mission as I was sitting at the bar trying to wrap my head around the text book in my head. "It was 11:00 pm and I haven't eaten dinner and as of yet because I need to study and I need to train and I need to become stronger and smarter because if I don't become stronger or smarter then All might losing his powers will be for nothing and more people will die and-" "Midoriya," A voice said as I looked up and stared at Kirogiri with his bright yellow eyes and cloudy face. "Yes?" I asked as I looked back down at my book before a portal went directly under it and dropped it into Kirogiri hand. "Do you think that you are working too hard?" He asked as he dropped the book in another portal with no way of telling where it would go. "No, I don't think so can I have my book back?" I asked as I really wanted to get back to studying. "No, you may not. You are overworking yourself and you are not taking care of your body." He said as he grabbed a glass and started to clean it.

"No offense, but I don't hearing advice about my body from someone who doesn't even eat or sleep and barley have a 'human body'." I said looking at him as Kirogiri started to speak. "It is true but I haven't been teaching myself in the human body, first aid, CPR and most other things about the human body that many others don't know so I know a fair bit and I know that you working yourself and not eating is not healthy." I groaned knowing he was right. "The only way I am eating is if you have a entire table set up with a bunch of seafood along with a chocolate cake for desert and vanilla ice cream." I said as I pulled out my phone to look for the book online but Kuro pulled a portal under me and dropped me onto a chair almost making me drop my phone as I looked around and saw I was sitting on a table where seafood was lined up with Chocolate cake and ice cream on top of the building roof.

"Dang it," I said as I looked around before giving an sigh as I put my phone away with shrimp, salmon, sprouts, and mushrooms on my plate as Kiro was next to me pouring a bottle of wine. "I am not drinking the wine," I said as Kirogiri spoke. "Drink or no phone," he said as he hold my phone in my hand. I sighed as I took a sip of the wine and started eating the food as Kiro was on the other side watching me like a parent making sure his child eat his food.  "Midoriya, Do you have an crush on anyone?" I chocked on my food as I looked at Kiro with disbelief. "N-No, w-why you ask," I said as I looked at him as I put the salmon in my mouth. "the girl that can float, she seems to have a crush on you. There's Mei and she will probably love to date you. Mina is also very nice and a respectful girl. There's Todoroki, Iida, you are not dating bakugo, there's Momo, Jirou, Tsuyu-" he was cut off. "You don't like Ochoka? Don't you?" I asked as Kirogiri looked at me. "I don't trust her is all I am gonna say." "Why?" I asked

"She is risking her life for money, Mei told me that she tried to seduce but you declined and lied about something else. Toga found her acting suspicious with her taking to someone on the phone and you find non of that weird?" Kirogiri said. "I do find it weird but she such a good friend like when she helped me during the UA team match because no one else wanted to work with me and she was trying to date me and I declined and she understood and the last thing could mean anything." I said as I looked at him wanting to Ochoka the benefit of the doubt.

"Just watch your back around her, I don't want to see you get your heart broken." He said as he looked at me with his black mist off and his face showing he is being serious. "I will watch my back," I said as I eat my food before Kirogiri smiled and turned his Mist back on. "You never answered my question," I groaned knowing this was gonna be a long day.

"Kirogiri, he is very special. Never thought my father figure would be a Nomu but you get what you can take and you learn to appreciate it."