Joy: "Hey everyone! Unfortunately we won't be able to post this week, I got sick, and wasn't feeling up to working on the chapter, not for lack of trying though! Unfortunately my jailor caught me every time I tried to escape and write!"
Courtney: "Hahahahaha that's because SOMEONE thought only throwing up twice and literally seeing double meant they were perfectly healthy"
Joy: "throwing up is such a harsh way to put it, I prefer returning meals."
Courtney: "That shit does not come with a receipt. Either keep it down or go to bed."
Joy: "see? She catches me every time. I swear I tried to escape half a dozen times!"
Courtney: "Honestly I should apply to be a security guard at this rate—I'm so good at it now. No one escapes on my watch!"
Joy: "not true, I got away with the first hour of a session a few days ago... then got sent to bed."
Courtney: "I literally had to threaten to take canva away. Honestly, I'm the one who struggled the most here."
Joy: "yeah! She is an evil jailor, threatening to take away my precious Canva. Anyhow the next upload will be a double, the chap you were supposed to get this week, and your regular one, sorry for the inconvenience, blame my immune system!"
Courtney: "In this writing team we take care of our health *squints at Joy pointedly* so yeah, sorry we couldn't upload like you were expecting, but now you can look forward to double the content next time. Keep yourselves safe xo"
Joy *pouts while clutching my Canva* "bye."
Courtney: *shrugs with a satisfied air* "Ta-ta for now!"
Next post will be on the 9th of June.
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We Three Witches (Twilight)
FanfictionEsmerelda, Evangeline, and Catherine McKinnon are burned at the stake for witchcraft. Enraged the sisters vow to be reborn and curse the ones they hold responsible for their deaths: the woman who reported them, and the pastor's son who sentenced the...
