(Nego Giggling)
(Dusk pretends to takes Nego's nose)
Dusk: Got your nose!
(Nego giggles in interest)
Split: (kicks down door) Look out! He's got a nose!
(Split fires his gun)
(Title theme plays)
(static)
Clef: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee!
(Adam backs away suspiciously)
Clef: Please don't hurt me...
Tie: (Sinister laugh)
(static)
Jo: Hello, parking meter!
Parking Meter: Hello!
(Jo becomes surprised.)
(static)
John: Heh. Hey Pete. Hey. smell my flower.
Pete: (he sniffs flower) Mmmmmmm.
(A monster comes out of John's torso)
Pete: LOL!
(static)
(Bolt presses a button labeled as the "Pointless Button")
Bolt: Hmm.
(static)
Lem: Hey man. (gets punched in the face) Aw! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Announcer: Level Up!
(static)
Dawn: Somebody help me! I'm being robbed!
Vay: I'll save you! Tree powers, Activate!
(Vay transforms into a detailed pencil sketch of a tree.)
(static)
Jack: Die potato.
Potato: Noooooo-
squelch*
(static)
Mac: Mmmm. Yum.
(cuts the cake)
Cake: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!
Mac: NOOOOOOO!!
Cake: Aahh!! The pain! It's unbearable!
Mac: What have I done?!
Cake: Aahhh!! Tell my children I love them!
Cupcakes: DADDY!!
Cake: Aagghhh! (cake falls on the side of table)
Mac: NOOOOOOO!!!
Cupcakes: NOOOOOOO!!!
squelch*
Tike: Hey. You know who's gay? You.
(Mike stabs Tike with a knife)
Tike: Aw, come on!
Ending Credits
(ending credits play)
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