Asdfmovie 5

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by Kru537719

by Kru537719

                                    
                                              Mike: Hey, Tike! Play that one about falling down the stairs!
Tike: Sure thing, Mike!
(Tike falls downstairs and hits the piano, and plays a sour note)
Tike: I love it!
(title screen)
(static)
Becky: So beautiful out here.
Wiz: Yeah, it's just me, you and the moon.
Moon: HEY!! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!
(static)
Al: Mack, you appear to have a very severe case of... baby voice.
(Mack yowls and giggles in his baby voice as he throws his hands around)
(static)
Chiki: Hello, Mine Turtle.
Mine Turtle: Hello!
(Gray steps on Mine Turtle, triggering button)
Gray: Oh...
(Mine Turtle and Gray explodes)
(static)
Penny: Hey, Shane. You wanna play some video games?
Shane: No way, dude. You always beat me.
Penny: TELL NO ONE!
(Penny punches Shane)
(static)
(Friday walks to the end of the ledge but floats off)
Friday: Oh, okay.
(static)
(Dill is being hit by muffins)
Dill: Aw, man, you ever going to run out of muffins?!
Rodger: (Deep French accent) No. Because I work at ze muffin factory.
(static)
Blizz: I wonder if my pony can fly.
(Magical Pony fly up in the air)
Blizz: Huh.
(static)
Narrator: And now, ducks.
(waves crashing)
Duck 1: Quack.
(Quickly transitioning through voices)
Duck 2: I was JUST about to say that.
Duck 1: Are you serious?
Duck 2: Totally.
Duck 1: Oh, that's spooky.
Duck 2: We are so in sync.
(static)
Dawn: Mommy, mommy! Look, a turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
(Mine Turtle jumps out of her hands and explodes)
(static)
Oliver: Here, hold this.
(Sticks sword into Levin's stomach and walks away)
(static)
Lance: I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Pete: But it's opposite day.
Lance: OH NOOOOOO-
(Lance punches himself)
(static)
(Mine turtle appears)
Jack: Oh no. I am NOT stepping on you.
(Car crashes and llama runs around screen)
Mine Turtle: Hello!
(credits start)
Fred: Do you ever get tired of being random?
(John is seen, he has a beak instead of a mouth, Fred gets back on screen, and he has a beak now)
Fred: Me neither.
(asdfmovie5 show pause, then credits end)