Al: Hey, man. Look at my new dog.
Levin: Oh, yeah? That's pretty cool. (looks down) Awwww! There's no dog there!
Al: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Levin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(Both Al and Levin with constant Ohh's and Ahh's)
(asdfmovie3 intro)
(static)
Rodger: Angel, did you eat my sandwich?
Angle: I am your sandwich.
(Rodger swallows Angel)
(static)
Chase: Here, hold this.
(gives bomb to Daryl)
(bomb almost explodes but Chase gets it back before it can explode)
Chase: Thanks.
(static)
(Daisy is holding a bowl with salad when Ken hits her knocking the salad out of her hand. He starts punching it)
Daisy: What is wrong with you?! Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't want thi--
(static)
Adam: Pffft. Screw gravity.
(floats away, Mary smiles)
(static)
(Joe pointing a gun to his head)
Joe: Goodbye, world.
Earth: Okay, Joe. I'll see you around. Where you going? (gunfire) AH! Oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
(static)
Zeke: (gasps) There's something on your face!
(punches Cost in the face)
Zeke: IT WAS PAIN!
(static)
Daisy: Oh, what is happening?! Why would you do this?! I can't even-
Ken: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!
Daisy: NAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
(static)
Zick: Now son, don't touch that cactus.
(Volt is magnetised to cactus)
Zick: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
(static)
Scull: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
(Dustin giggles)
Dawn: (spazzing) BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!
(static)
(there are two vees, Vic has a urinal on him. Ben starts to unzips his pants)
Vic: Don't even think about it.
(static)
(Ken and Daisy's constant punches)
(static)
Den: Hey, guys. Check out my new camera.
(fires gun at Zain)
Den: Oh, wait. This isn't a camera.
(static)
Jack: Die, Potato.
Potato: Nuuuuuuuu--
Oliver: I like trains.
Jack: Oh no, no, no, wait-
(Jack and potato get hit by train)
(Oliver smiles)
(credits roll)
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