Bungou stray dog on crack with my friends oc's

Chapter 4

Kunikida to other members on phone : Are these kids on substances-

Hana : Yes, yes we are

Kai : Yeah, sure, go for it.

Gaby : I am not on drugs I promise.

Hana : Gaby you don't have to lie, this guy looks like a nerd. It will be easy to kill him soon. He doesn't need to know anything.

Kai : You are aware that he is in the car right? Or are you just stupid.

Hana : Yeah he's literally driving us.

Kunikida : ...

Hana : I feel sleepy.

Kai : Wonderful, I feel annoyed that we ran for no goddamn reason.

Hana : Hey Kunikida, wake us up when we're home.

Kunikida : That's MR. Kunikida to you and we're almost there. If you sleep now you will ruin your sleep schedule and that's bad for your health-

Kai : Does she look like she cares?

Hana : I really don't. I'm going to sleep and KUNIKIDA please refer to me as Ms. Hana from now on or else. And about calling you Mr. Kunikida, that's never happening.

Kai : Ok then Ms. Hana you're annoying and stop now.

Hana : Shut up Kai we don't need to talk about you.

Kai : Life is about me tho.

Kunikida : Ok just shut up both of you and didn't your parents teach you to be polite to people older than you ?

Kai : Actually no, they didn't, and did your parents raise you to mind your own business?

Gaby beside them, slept on the left side of the window, we could also slightly hear a loud laugh from multiple people.

It was silent for the rest of the ride because Kai and Hana fell asleep. Then, they finally arrived.

Kunikida : Wake up, we're there.

Gaby : Wuuuuuh.

Hana : Huh, we're finally there.

Kai : Opens the door Finally we're home, WITH NO ONE. * glares at Kunikida *

Hana : * Glares with Kai *

Gaby : Ok well I'M DONE ! I'M GOING HOME AND I'LL SLEEP LIKE A BABY !!!

Hana : Same.

Kai : Hey, i'm not the one doing the dishes tho

Kunikida : Before you do that, I need to talk to your parents, where are they?

Kai : Bro, they sold me when I was 7, what do you want to know more about-

Hana : KAI !!!!

Kai : WHAT?!

Hana : Remember !

Kai : ... WAIT NO I MEANT-

Kunikida : Ok stop joking, it's not funny.

Kai : Yeaaaaaaaah dark humoooour my favorite sorry ehe.

Hana : They're at work, sorry you have to go now.

Kunikida : It's fine, I'll wait.

Hana : Excuse me-

Kunikida : I have free time so why don't you stay at the agency for now.

Kai : Thank you for your service? But no? 

                          ------- Heyyyyyyy bestyyyyyyyy Chuuchu and I been working for like all day for no reason on that i think we are on crack, and i have the sudden urge to draw that. And... Chuuchu is reading all of our work while im reading this and im trying not to laugh, oh yeah btw if ur actually in into this story, dont expect to be regular posting. We are lazy bitches-------