Twas a fine Saturday evening, George was leaving the store 'Food Cups' after full-filling his craving for Marlboro Greens. As George is getting into his car, the cashier comes running up to his car demanding he give back the cigs claiming he used counterfeit money. George, confused, denies his request. The angsty teenager told George he was calling the cops. Shortly after police arrived, putting him in the cop car. To George's surprise, former president Obama was in the passenger side seat, along with Shrek in a sexy cop outfit sitting shotgun next to the cop.
"Obama, is that really you?" said George
"ughh, yes, it is I, the one and only, Obama." he said
"what are you doing here?!" George said, with a surprised look
"ughh, Michelle caught me downloading 2 tb of children p0rn on my laptop"
"God damn donkay, will you for the love of god, shut the fuck up" said Shrek
"Mannn, in the mornin i'm makin waffles" said George
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George Floyd x Shrek x Obama
RomanceA fan-fiction involving, the one and only, George Ford F250
