[The episode starts with tons of virus organisms on Wallace's skin, then one of them stands on a hill-like lump of fur]
Virus: Brothers, we've mutated many times over for this moment, but now we are ready. Today, we take this body; tomorrow, the REST OF THE WORLD![The virus army starts cheering and raising their fists]
Virus: None will be safe from our infection! Our glory will be greater than the pox, the plague, and bird flu combined![One virus grunts as he pounds his chest]
Virus: [Raises his fist] Follow me to the nostril!
Virus Army: Hoorah![The army follows the leader as he charges, but they all stop when the ground starts to shake]
Virus: Huh?[Scene changes to the school corridor where Jenny is forcing Wallace to wash his hand; Timon and Pumbaa stands nearby, watching them]
6-Year-old Wallace: [Struggling] Get off! Why don't you clean your own hand, you clean freak?!
Jenny: Wash it now, you disgusting biohazard!
Wallace: [To Timon and Pumbaa] Man, for a 7-year-old girl she's surprisingly strong.
Timon: I think it's more like you're surprisingly weak.
Wallace: [To Jenny] I don't want to wash it! [Continues to resist Jenny's efforts]Jenny: What is your problem?!
Timon: [Sighs] He got a high five from Lenny three months ago and refused to wash it since.
Jenny: [Shocked] Don't tell me you haven't showered in ninety days.
Wallace: Of course I've showered, I'm not an art student. I just wrap my hand in swimming trunks to keep it dry.
Pumbaa: Ask him how often he washes those.
Timon: You don't wash swimming trunks, Pumbaa, they clean themselves when you swim. [Puts his hands on his chin] Right?
[Jenny backs away in disgust]
Jenny: Ewwww! When Lenny hears that, she'll be so horrified that her antlers will turn white.
Wallace: Please don't tell her![Wallace stares at his hand, pondering]
Wallace: What if I just cut it off and keep it in a memory box?
Jenny: [Grabs Wallace's hand and drags it into the fountain] Just wash it!
Wallace: [While his hand gets washed] Noooooooooo![High-pitched "Nooo" sounds are heard from Wallace's hand, followed by drowning sounds]
Wallace: Did you hear that?
Pumbaa: What?
Wallace: Kinda sounded like a choir of gnomes going down a waterslide.
Timon: What, like- [Imitates the sounds almost perfectly]
Walace: Yeah... exactly.
Timon: Nah, didn't hear it.[Camera zooms into the sink where the Virus Leader, the only survivor, is lying flat on his face]
Virus: [Wakes up] I will find you, and when I do, I swear on my fallen comrades, I will infect you, and I will destroy you, and then I will take over your family, your friends and I won't stop until nothing is left alive on the surface of the Earth! DO YOU HEAR ME?![Camera zooms out, showing an empty school corridor]
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The Wallace, Timon and Pumbaa Show
مغامرةThe show stars Wallace, his imaginary friends, Timon, a meerkat, and Pumbaa, a warthog. It involves the characters having misadventures in different settings, including the jungles of Africa, Canada, Italy, Spain, the United Kingdom, and the United...
