Lumi- "Kai u stanky ass mother fucker, looking like a washed out actor who now works at a fucking bar as a barista who gets paid minimum page you bitch ass mother fucker, this is why ur parents left you, you bleach smelling bitch who gets no fucking bitches like who could be as whimpy as you, ceiling moss smh. You are crustier then my grandmas ashes, and uglier then that one old lady on Tik tok you degenerate fool who's only purpose is to lick shoes clean"
Rex- "I love hua chengs fucking ass"
Roxas- "I'm right here..."
Kai- "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRR MEOW!"
Lumi- "please disrespectfully shut the hell up"
Rex- "lolz"
Roxas- "I want macaques toe pics"
Kai- " Meow"
-Kai was put on mute-
Kai sighed, laying down onto his silk sheets. I mean his friends couldn't get the certain blonde dude out of his head, maybe he was going crazy.
His hair was so fluffy.. and his chest! So hot!
Kai felt his cheeks heat up rapidly. BAD KAI! No bad thoughts about someone you just met. Kai paused, thinking about how he probably should've asked for his number. He then remembered he had gotten sucroses when she taught him how to make Albedos favorite type of coffee.
What the heck am I doing with my life right now.. Kai thought with a grim expression on his face as he checked his contacts. He presses on sucroses and sent a simp text
Kai- "Hi sucrose, this is Kai"
Sucrose- "Oh hello! Is there anything you need?"
Kai smiled a bit, sucrose was nicer then lumi and Aether combined.
Kai- "do you have albedos number?"
Sucrose- " I do..? Why do you ask?"
Kai- "I just want to get to know him better, that's all!
Sucrose- "fine, here it is"
-sucrose has sent albedos contact information-
Kai- "THANK YOU!"
Kai's heart sped up as he pictured the blondes face, those calm eyes, and delightful smile. He shook his head quickly, and clicked the contact.
Kai- "hi, it's kai, from work"
Albedo is typing...
Kai's heart sped up to an alarming pace, he quickly shoved his phone down onto his bed and grabbed a pillow, screaming into it. One he had finished, he picked up his phone quickly with bright red cheeks.
Albedo- "Oh hello Kai, what do you need?"
Kai- "I just wanted to get to know you better, like- sorry, you get what I mean?"
Albedo- "I think I do.. I don't normally use my phone, but we could set up a time to meet up? And we can bring friends if you'd like."
Kai could feel his heart pounding, an outing.. with Albedo!
Kai-" That would be great! You free on Saturday at 11:30?"
Albedo- " I indeed am, I will see you there?"
Kai- "yes, I might bring some friends"
Albedo- "alright, see you then."
Kai could hear the wink coming from his phone. He put his phone down, and squealed into his pillow.
"I CANT HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE IVE KNOWN FOR A DAY!!" He screamed, muffled by the pillow. He was so excited, or surprised that he barely noticed the binging from his phone. He quickly checked it, 30 unread messages from the "Lumi is best!" GC
Roxas- "KAIIIII"
Lumi- "@kai"
Rex- "gay"
Kai- "sorry, was chatting with someone"
Rex- "AND LEFT US? How could u, I thought u were a good boy..."
Lumi- "Kai I hate you"
Roxas- "agreeing with lumi"
Kai- "grrrr, DONT CALL ME A GOOD BOY!"
Kai- "BARKBARKBARK"
Kai- "Grrrr"
Lumi- "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Roxas- "who were you even talking to?"
kai- "My boss"
Roxas- "boring, but suitable for you."
Kai- "Fuck you, I'm leaving."
lumi- "HEY WAI-"
Kai sighed, maybe this would all go away with a good nights sleep.
I can't wait for Saturday
He smiled, before drifting into slumber, dreaming about the blonde alpha or some shit.
YOU ARE READING
Alpha!Albedo x Omega!Kai
Romanceno smut, but will be very romantic cause like yeah (This is satire forgive me)
