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OHSHC Crossover

Long chapter... got a bit carried away XD 

Kyouya Ootori

Tamaki, get over here this instant.

 Tamaki Suoh

Why?

 Ootori Kyouya

There are new people that want to join the host club.

 Akashi Seijuro

I would like to go into the host club, along with Midorima Shintarou, Murasakibara Atusushi, Kuroko Tetsuya, Kise Ryouta, and Aomine Daiki.

 Ootori Kyouya

Sure, but you will need to receive training from our host club members.

I will be training Midorima Shintarou

Takashi will be training Aomine Daiki

Tamaki will be training Kise Ryouta

The twins will be training Akashi Seijuro and Murasakibara Atsushi

Haruhi will be training Kuroko Tetsuya

Hunny Senpai will be... eating cake.

 Midorima Shintarou

So I'm guessing you're the only one with common sense here?

 Ootori Kyouya

Pretty much, sadly.

 Midorima Shintarou

In every anime there's that one guy with glasses that has the most logic...

 Ootori Kyouya

And is the most mature...

Midorima Shintarou

And the most responsible...

 Ootori Kyouya

Midorima, you were the vice captain in Teiko, huh?

 Midorima Shintarou

What does that mean to you?

Ootori Kyouya

Well you see, I'm the vice president of this club.

 Midorima Shintarou

It's such a common stereotype... do you happen to have a sister?

 Ootori Kyouya

Yep.

 Midorima Shintarou

Do you happen to adjust your glasses frequently even when they're not coming off?

 Ootori Kyouya

Pretty much...

Are you left handed?

 Midorima Shintarou

.....Yes.

 Tamaki Suoh

What does stereotype mean anyways?

 Kise Ryouta

ARE YOU THE TAMAKI SENPAI THAT MODELED FOR THE LATEST FASHION MAGAZINE????

 Tamaki Suoh

ARE YOU THE KISE THE FASHION MODEL THAT EVERYONE ADORES WITH THE BLONDE HAIR??????

 Kuroko Tetsuya