Kise Ryota: I'm beautiful
I'm beautiful I'm beautiful, it's true
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful
I'm more beautiful than you
Aomine Daiki: my toenail is more beautiful than u r
Murasakibara Atsushi: Ew.
Kuroko Tetsuya: ...
Midorima Shintarou: Beware. Kuroko is in one of his sassy moods today.
Kuroko Tetsuya: Hmph.
Kise Ryota: DID MY DEAR KUROKOCHII JUST SNORT???????
Kuroko Tetsuya: I'm blue
I'm blue, and I'm beautiful too
I also have more fangirls
Than you'll ever have
Kise kun
Kise Ryota: That doesnt even rhyme -_-
Kagami Taiga: Oi! Kuroko! Get back to practice
Kuroko Tetsuya: nah
Kagami Taiga: Or I will find you and MAKE you go to practice, young man
Kuroko Tetsuya: I'm a shadow
I'm invisible, You can't find me
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO TO PRACTICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Aomine Daiki: THIS IS IT. I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A HIKYU DUEL
Midorima Shintarou: One, it's Haiku, not Hikyu.
Two, do you even know what a Haiku is?
Three, it's a haiku DUEL, and a duel is between two people. You just said you challenge all of us.
Aomine Daiki: PFFT WHO CARES
I GO FIRST
I have dark blue hair
I am an awesome creature
Only I beat me
Akashi Seijuro: Hah.
Murasakibara Atsushi: Ehhhhh? I'll go next then
Candy Potato
Gummy bears and more candy
Candy Potato
Kuroko Tetsuya: And what exactly is a candy potato?
Murasakibara Atsushi: I was trying to find a food with 3 syllables
Kise Ryota: Oooh! Ooh! I have one!
I am beautiful
I'm amazing and perfect
And I'm also kind
Aomine Daiki: ......
Kind, eh?
Midorima Shintarou: Well here's mine.
Wind blows peacefully
Oak trees stand tall and mighty
A vast, cloudless sky
Akashi Seijuro: Best one so far.
Aomine Daiki: HEY BUT MINE WAS MORE CREATIVE
Murasakibara Atsushi: Eh? Mine portrays the wonders of life!
Kise Ryota: D:
Akashi Seijuro: A shogi board stands
In a peaceful, silent room
And each move is art
Kuroko Tetsuya: Move aside, I'll show you REAL Haiku
At Maji Burger
Slurping another milkshake
My life is perfect
Kagami Taiga: MAJI BURGER? FOUND YOU
Kuroko Tetsuya: ABORT ABORT I MUST LEAVE
MISDIRECTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
A/N
I have a theory Kuroko uses his powers more often outside of court than in the court XD
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Kuroko no Basket Facebook + One Shots
Fanfiction[Cover Design by DemonHearts_Penumbra] Hello everyone- I am a HUGEEEE KnB addict, and if you are too, READ THIS STORY! It includes random Facebook chats of the characters, one shots, and much, much, more! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN FACEBOOK NOR KNB
