A Totem's Warden (DSMP Awesamdude x Foolish Fanfic)

Ch. 3 - A Needy Creeper Demands Attention.

(A/n VERY INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE USED IN THIS CHAPTER!!! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!! Oh, and,  Also!!!

TW:
EXTREMELY Horny Creeper Centaur Sam.
Horny Totem God (Who Couldn't Resist The Chance To Fuck His Weakened & Very Needy Dom.)
Kinky Shit Like - Breeding Kink, Daddy Kink, Degrading Kink, Rough Play Kink, & Gender-swap Roleplaying Kink (Yes, it's real, its one of mine... *Embarrassed Author* I'm trans to male, but i, for some awkward reason, like being called either 'mommy' or 'baby girl' in bed... *Embarrassed Author Again*!! Sorry if that's TMI!!! I'll shut up now!!!)
Very Inappropriate Words Like - Whore, Slut, Bitch, Cunt, etc. Sorry not Sorry.
Top/Dom (Power Bottom) Foolish,
&
Bottom/Sub (Submissive Dom) Sam.
Also.... Bit of a graphic writing warning! So... you know how Sam got pregnant in the first chapter? Yeah. AwesamFoolish baby/babies are being born today, because I have nothing better to write!!!

Oh... And... Feel like I should've mentioned this earlier, but if either of these two feel uncomfortable with any of this or just the book in general, it will be taken down, especially if they request it to be!!!)

*Foolish's P.O.V*

As soon as Sam and I got back to my summer home, I grabbed a book and quill and sat down next to him on the couch as he yawned before leaning on me, wrapping his arms around my right arm with his hand on my upper bicep. "So... Want to plan at least part of our wedding, and then soak in the bath before I give you that massage, baby?" I asked him gently, and he huffed, hugging my arm a bit tighter.  "What's wrong, baby?" I asked him, and he whined a bit, wrapping my arm around him and hugging me tightly. "Awesamdude... Baby... Did ... Did what happen at the banquet scare you or something?" I asked him gently, putting the book and quill on the table in front of me before I wrapped my other arm around him, and he hesitantly nodded. "I... I thought I was going to loose you, babe!! I... I just... I hate... I hate breaking oaths as well... I promised you that I wouldn't show my Timeless forms to anyone but you, and I broke it by transforming into my-" I cut him off by kissing him on the lips gently. "Baby, everyone makes mistakes, and you didn't have to make an oath back then. I was just worried that people would try to hurt you if they saw your normal Timeless form, that's all. Plus, I already forgive you. Even if that creepy, yet still handsome, headless centaur form of yours was one of your Timeless forms, you used it in the heat of the moment to protect me and my dad, as well as all of the other attendees of the banquet, and I can never be mad at you for that." I say gently, picking him up and putting him in my lap, and he looked at me sadly. "R-Really?" He asked, obviously not really believing me, and I smiled lovingly at him as I felt my heart swell at how his expression looked exactly like a puppy eyes expression. "Really. How can I be mad at you for just doing what you do best? Of which, is protecting people, warding people, just like the big old tough, strong, and amazing Warden you are. I'm so happy that I have such a man as you as my fiance, love, and, no matter how hard I try, I can never be genuinely mad at you for anything. Maybe annoyed with your chaotic or antisocial antics sometimes, but never mad. I mean, yeah, I get mad when you don't take care of yourself and just focus on working yourself until you drop, but that's only because I worry and care about you. I don't want you to collapse one day and then never get back up." I say, and he looked at me with a small smile, and I felt myself start to tear up from his adorableness. "How the hell can you be such a handsome, hot mess, yet an adorably fluffy, puppy-eyed, cutie-pie of a man at the same time?! I swear, you make me cry so much from your adorableness alone that I can't help but adore you, Sammy!!!" I cried, sniffling a bit as he looked at me worriedly before he smiled at me lovingly, wiping the tears off of my cheek before I leaned down and kissed him on the lips gently. I smiled through the kiss as Sam wrapped his arms around my neck, only to gasp in shock as I felt him press down on a pressure point just under the base of my neck that forced me to grow at least five feet, and Sam, in response, stood up to his full height as I grew, placing his feet on my thighs as he continued to kiss me. I hummed as I placed a hand on his back gently, and he placed his hands on my cheeks, his wings soon following as he licked my lips gently. Note: my lips were, at this point, as big as his head, so I was basically already smothering his face with my spit. "Baby, we have to plan our wedding, remember? I know you and myself, and if we don't do it now, we'll end up probably never doing it until like three years in the future!!" I mumbled, reluctantly pulling away from what was quite literally his face, and he whined, seeming to be in a bit of discomfort and pain from the tone of the noise he had made, before he shifted his footing a bit. Thinking he was a bit uncomfortable, I brushed it off, only to gasp out in pleasure as he stepped on my crotch. "I need to be filled baby... Please~!! My fucking nursing heat just started, and it's hurting like a mother fucker!!! Please! Just... Get rid of the pain for me!!!" Sam whimpered in pain, and I looked at him in slight shock before I let worry take over my features. "S-Sam... I... I don't know if you can take me at this size. I'd have to shrink down a bit and I know from my last experience with your heat that it hurts for you to even move at all, which wouldn't work. I don't want to hurt you!!" I say, and he whimpered again as he leaned back into my hand, panting heavily as his body's extremely high temperature burned into my palm, and I watched in both shock, worry, and a tempting amount of lust as he fumbled with his pants and leg armor, finally getting himself free from them about a little under a minute later. He then immediately grabbed his already fully hard cock and started jacking himself off like mad, cumming pretty much instantly like five times, before his legs gave out on him. I tried my best to catch him, but he fell down between my legs before I could. As soon as I tried to pick him up to make sure he was alright, I was startled by him touching my crotch, licking it and rubbing it, practically begging for me to fuck him senseless at the size I was at now. I was now starting to regret stripping to just my underwear when we first got back home, but at the same time I wasn't because I was enjoying this a little bit too much for my taste at the moment. ' Fuck!! I'm not going to be resist him for much longer at this point!! Whatever he's doing feels sooo good!!! No!! No!!! Bad Noah!! Bad!!! He's too small for your fully hard dick right now!! You could kill him at this size!!! ' I thought, my mind starting to break from the pleasure I was receiving. 'But... It's... It's so good.... Haaa... I-I-I just wanna... Wanna fuck him so badly... Maybe... I'll try to get him to transform into a smaller version of his full Timeless form... Yeah, then we can fuck all we want!!!' I thought, and I reached down before tapping his head gently. "B-b-b-babe, do you think you can transform into a smaller version of your Timeless form? Like big enough to take me at this size?" I asked him and he shook his head. "Lust...  Clouding.... Thoughts.... Need... Focus.. shift... Haaaaaa~!! Oh, just fuck me already!!! I'm a TIMELESS, baby, I can take it!! I have a healing ability that immediately heals me up no matter what, alright?! Just fuck me, please!! Please, Totem Daddy, just fuck me!!!" Sam moaned, and I broke after he called me 'Totem Daddy'. That shit turns me on more than anything, and he knows it!!! "Fuuuuuck!!! Baby!!! C-Call me that again, please~!! I promise I'll fuck you, just fucking call me that again!!" I moaned as I felt him struggling to strip himself in between my legs, having been pinned under my hardening dick. I quickly picked him up and helped him strip off his clothes before feeling him and my dick squirm in excitement from being able to fuck Sam, who was normally the dominant in the bed, just this once. I carefully spread out his legs to be able to access his hole, and then pushed him onto my dick carefully, still trying my best not to hurt him. He cried out in ecstasy at the feeling of my dick entering him, and I instinctively somehow shrunk, like, three feet before I shoved him off of me, slamming him onto his back into the couch cushion right next to me. I unfortunately had to pull out for a few seconds to do that, however, it just made me even harder as I felt my feral shark instincts slowly starting to take over. I could feel the gold in my body shifting and molding itself into more of a shark like figure - more specifically, changing my face and giving me an actual shark tail between my legs -, and I didn't wait for a single second to roar out in lust as I slammed myself right back into my beloved creeper horse hybrid. I let myself slip into an animalistic mindset as I continued to let out feral roars, growls, and purrs as my body finally fully solidified into the new form I had taken on just to rail Sam senseless, right into our couch, and I heard him hiss, purr, and chitter animalistically in pure bliss. I quickly snapped out of my animalistic state for only a few short seconds to reposition Sam and I to where I was standing up with his legs over my shoulders, and I quickly let my animal side take back control to continue railing him into the couch. "Yeah, fuck! You fucking whore! Fuck!! Yeah, you're such a fucking slut for me!! Yeah, fucking cunt!! My slut!! Fuck!! Shit!!! You're fucking pussy is driving me mad, baby girl!!! Fuck!!! Yeah, fuck!! Such a good fucking slut!! FUUCK!! Call Me Daddy, baby boy!! Call Me Your Daddy!!!" I moaned out, and I immediately heard Sam's desperate pleas for me to fuck him harder and faster from underneath me. Complying with my beloved fiance's request, I quickly bent over and picked him up, still fucking him senseless as I carried him over to the wall and then railed him as hard and as fast as I could go right then and there. "OH FuCK!!! DADDY!! YES!!! FUCK ME DADDY!!! FUCK ME SO HARD!!! I'VE BEEN SO FUCKING GOOD AND HORNY FOR YOU!!! OH FUCK!!! MAKE ME CUM!!! FUCK YES!! MAKE ME CUUUMMM~~!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH~~~!!!" Sam screamed, and I immediately started to try my best to go harder on him than I was before, only for my world to go white as I came, having knotted in him already from the intense pleasure that I had been receiving. I felt Sam's dick explode with cum only seconds later, and I panted as I blinked, my vision finally coming back to me as I realized that I had collapsed onto my back on the ground sometime after I had begun to rail Sam into the wall. I quickly checked the date and time, only to gasp in shock as I realized that we had mated again when I saw that a whole day had passed by. "Sam? You good honey? I didn't rail you too hard, did I?" I asked as he shifted from his position on top of me. He was currently spread eagle with my dick still inside of him, and he groaned in pain, probably from the fact that he was cock warming right now. "Fuck... What.... What happened Fooli? Did... Did we fuck again or somethin- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL INSIDE OF ME?! PULL IT OUT!!! IT FUCKING HURTS, BABE!!!" Sam shrieked, and I cleared my throat. "I mean, I would if you'd get off of me, babe! Or lift up your legs so I can move my hands at least." I say, and he immediately turns blue when he realized our current positioning. He then carefully lifted his legs and I moved my hands from underneath his ass before grabbing him by the hips and rolling us over. "Sam, I think I'm still knotted in you!! I can't pull out!! Fucking shark genes!!! Why the fuck?!" I say, and he sighed before nodding as I felt myself cum again from simply the clenching of his walls around me. "Mhrgh~! Aaahhh~~!! Fuck!!! Honey~, please try to stop your walls from clenching around me!! It's gonna just make me fuck you more, and then we'll be here for a week again!!" I whined out in warning as I finally felt my knot go away, and I slowly pulled out as Sam whimpered in pain. "H-Hurry up! Please! I... I think I'm having a contraction or something!!" Sam whined painfully, and I nodded in understanding after a brief, split second moment of shock. "I'm going as fast as I can without hurting you, babe! I'm in my shark-dominant form right now, and if I just pull out as quickly as possible, I'm likely to make both of us infertile!!!" I explained carefully, and he looked at me in shock as I felt him clench around my tip harshly, causing my knot to swell up instantly, and I fought for control with my animalistic self as I came again before finally sliding out the rest of the way. "Shit!" Sam screeched as what looked like another egg started to crown in his ass, and I quickly put my dick away before helping my beloved to birth what was probably our own eggshell-covered child from the last time we had bred. "Good job love, you're almost out with the top!!" I said soothingly, and Sam looked at me with a smile. "Not an egg this time!! I can just tell!!! Now go get some towels, gloves, some clamps, and some scissors and help me out here!!! It's twins, I think!" Sam grunted, pushing a bit, and I immediately got up before running and getting the stuff he requested. When I got back to him with my arms full of his requested items I found him in his headless centaur form, breathing heavily as he labored. "Hold on, babe! I'm going to get my dad and Niki over here to help, alright?" I say, and he groaned. "You might want to reach in and reposition this kid first!! Or, better yet, just pull them out!!! I think their breach!! I can't push them out easily!!" Sam panted out worriedly, and I nodded, quickly getting the gloves on before getting behind him and reaching into his hole, causing him to let out a moan like shriek of pain, and, upon feeling the kids legs, I quickly started to pull on them carefully as Sam pushed with me every once and awhile. As soon as we got to the shoulders, Sam gave one last final huge breathe before pushing as hard as he could, kicking the air with his front legs in pain as he did so. As soon as the head of the baby was out, I gasped in shock as I realized why Sam was having a hard time giving birth to her. "Sam!! Look!! Our little girl has Two heads!!" I say, showing her to him as she shifted into a centaur form like his, except her form had gold fur and a charged creeper blue mane and tail instead of pitch black mixed with vibrant toxic green like his was. "She... She's so beautiful... Just like her dad." Sam panted, and I smiled at the double complement. "What should we name her?" I asked him, bringing our daughter up to his belly, and he thought for a moment while pushing as another contraction rippled through him. "How about Storm for a... Like... Conjoined name to address both of her heads, and then I'll let you give her heads their separate names." Sam suggested, and I nodded, adoring the idea. "How about... Lightning and Thunder? As like, first names, then Storm can be their middle name." I suggested, and Sam nodded in agreement as he pushed out another pair of hooves. "Just cover her up with the towels, and I'll clean her while you help get her siblings out." Sam said, and I nodded, quickly wrapping our daughter up in the towels as Sam began to push again. "Hey, love bir- OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?!" Dad screamed, walking into the room, and I looked up at her frantically as Sam flipped his shit in fear, whinnying in fright just like a horse as Papa Puffy had seriously spooked him. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!! Sam!! Calm down!! It's alright!! It's just Papa Puffy!! There there, that's it. Shhhh.... Just focus on pushing for now, alright love? I'll explain what's going on." I say soothingly, and he nodded as he finally calmed down before pushing again, causing the second foal's headS to be pushed out, and I sweat dropped as I saw that the foal had three heads. "Hey dad! Uh, you actually picked a great time to come by!! Uh, can you take Storm here, and help Sam clean her up? I got to help get these three and one other foal out as well!! Sam's in labor, by the way!!!" I say, and she immediately gasped in shock before nodding and running over to us. Taking Storm from me, she quickly walked over near Sam's head and helped him clean her off while he pushed, letting him see her all the while as he labored to birth her other siblings. Meanwhile, I went over and started to make sure that Storm's three-headed sibling was breathing, as well as cleaning out all of their airways and whatnot. After that, I placed my hand gently under the inside of Sam's back leg and lifted it a little, curling my tail so that he could push against my fin with his other foot as he gave another heave. "You're doing great Sam, just a little more!" I say, rubbing his leg gently with my thumb, and he glares at me. "OI!! SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE NOT THE ONE IN PAIN HERE!!! Also, puffy, put my head on a table please so that I can see properly!!! I can't see crap from down here!!!" Sam snapped as he picked up his head, and I immediately just listened and obeyed the snappy centaur who was, indeed, telling the truth when he said that I wasn't the one in pain. "Ok, you're in pain right now, Sam, we get it, but You didn't have to snap at him!!! Foolish was just trying to give you some helpful words of encouragement!! Geez!!!" Dad said, and I immediately glared at her in fury. "My fiance is in LABOR right now, Papa Puffy. He is in serious, and exceedingly extreme pain right now from being in labor, thus He. Has. A. Right. To. Snap. At. Me!!! These ARE my kids that he's giving birth to right now!!! I was the one who did the deed, and now I'm getting partial karma in the form of being snapped at. With that being said, please just hand him Storm. That's mostly why he's all snappy!!" I say, and she sighed before reluctantly handing Sam our little filly, and he nickered gently at the little filly in his arms before he gave a huge heave after I had repositioned the second set of front legs that Storm's sibling now more obviously had to face forward, causing the colt and his younger sister to come tumbling out of his vagina. I quickly caught our second and third kids in a towel before cleaning them off gently with Puffy's help as Sam slowly started to get up shakily so that he could nurse all of them. "Wow... Okay.... The colt's first name is definitely going to be Sleipnir, that's for sure!!" I say, and Sam laughed lightly as he nodded in agreement. "I mean, it fits! So... Odin, Surtr, and... Ragnarok?" He asked, and I nodded. "Yeah, sounds fitting, especially since Odin and Surtr face off at Ragnarok at the end of time and space. I have a feeling that these three will fight a LOT!!" I say, and he nodded. "Agreed." Sam said, and I smiled as I thought of a name for our youngest filly. "Hmmm... How about... Pandora." I asked, and he looked at me shocked before smiling as he realized what I was doing. "I love it. Now our prison finally has it's true owner, I guess. Or at least a person it's named after!" Sam said as Storm and Pandora slowly but surely tried to stand up for the first time while Sleipnir was trying to figure out HOW to stand. "Umm... We Might just have a small problem." I say, pointing to my black and gold furred son, and Puffy awws at him before going over and helping the colt learn how to carefully stand up and lay back down. Thankfully, after a few tries, Sleipnir finally got it, and was able to stand up on his own pretty easily. It was actually pretty funny to watch because Storm and Pandora were copying their brother, and in the end, were able to get up and lay down without wobbling so much as well. "Alright, well, I need to eat. Don't think I really need to explain why." Sam said, and then walked to the kitchen with Storm, Sleipnir, and Pandora following close behind him. "Thanks for the help, Dad. It really means a lot." I say, and then we hear a yelp of surprise from the kitchen, and we run in to see the triplets suckling from Sam like no tomorrow. "Ummm... Foolish, babe? Could you get me the raw beef, the potatoes, and the watermelon from the fridge? I... I'm making a dish that I haven't had in quite a while. It's called Jungle's Soul Soup, and I managed to get all of the ingredients to it except those before these three decided that they were hungry as well." Sam said, looking at them lovingly, and I smiled as he put his head back on his neck and turned into his normal Timeless centaur form as the kids continued to suckle. "Sure thing, baby. But we should really talk about creating some sort of code for when we go into labor or for the family or something like that!!" I say, and he nodded in agreement as he watched me get his necessary ingredients before then watching me bring them over to him. "What would I do without you? OW!! HEY!! NO HITTING, BUCKING, OR KICKING!! THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!!! Geez." Sam said, scolding the triplets as they started to fight over his milk, and I looked at the three of them with a soft scowl. "Please, kiddos, don't fight. Let your mom eat in peace, alright?" I told them gently, and they nodded, whinnying apologetically, and I smiled, unable to be mad at them for long. "Alright, well, while your mom eats, let's go play outside, alright?" I say, and they all perked up before snuggling close to me as I walked, or rather, hobbled, away on my crutches with them following me. Sam cleared his throat, and I smiled softly at him. "Don't worry, I'm a responsible father. I think you forget that I have Foolish Jr. and Finley to take care of as well! I'll make sure they don't run off too far and I'll make sure the Eggpire stays FAR away from them!!" I say, and he nodded, smiling thankfully before turning back to his soup. "Hey dad? Wanna come along? Two sets of eyes are better than one, and I honestly have no experience with centaur foals, so I just want to be sure I don't accidentally lose one. Not like I would, since their my own kids and all, but, you know... Kinda stuck on crutches." I say, and she nodded in agreement. "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Better safe than sorry! Or worse, dead via your own fiance!" Puffy said, and I nodded in agreement, shivering a bit. "There's things worse than that, and I don't want to experience them EVER!" I say fearfully as we walked outside, and Sleipnir kinda migrated over to Puffy, who was reading something on her coms. "Hey, Sam wants us to introduce Pandora to her vault, and her only prisoner, so it looks like we have some foals to introduce to their uncle Dream!!!" Puffy said, and the foals' eyes sparkled in wonder, especially Pandora's, who was absolutely ecstatic about seeing this vault of hers. "Alright, alright. But!!! Rules first! 1. You three have to stick close to Me, Mama, or Grandma Puffy when we're out and about, depending on who's there, and especially in the nether!! And 2. Don't talk to anyone nor follow anyone who isn't me, your mama, or Grandma Puffy, unless we explicitly say that you can. They could be dangerous, and I'd rather you three not get me killed or imprisoned by your Warden of a mother!!" I say, and they nodded. "O-O-Otay, P-P-P-Papa!!" Pandora said, and I immediately felt myself just die from my youngest little filly's adorableness and the pride of hearing her first words before Sam. "Dada! Dada! Vat Dis?" Storm asked, pointing to the sand, and I laughed. "That's sand dear. Please, DO NOT pull a Wilbur Soot and eat it. It is not edible in the slightest, no matter what he says!!" I say, and she nodded. "Oki!! Sle!! Sle!! Bro!! Look!! Look!! Pretty! Pretty!!" Pandora said, holding up a diamond out of one of the chests that I had strewn about the main plaza for the DreamXD sculpture, and I sweat dropped in fear as I realized that I only had three more weeks left to finish it. "Oh great Prime! Crap!!! The sculpture!!! I promised the freaking server god that I'd finish it in three weeks!!! Guess I'll have to call him... Ugh..." I groaned, and I then pulled out my communicator before calling the damn blob god. "Hey, XD! It's Foolish! Um... So... I kinda injured my leg, and... I don't think I'll be able to finish the sculpture in three weeks. Sorry, but I've been banned from building until my leg is fully healed by my dad." I say, and he immediately appears in front of me, looking down. "And my fiance. YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH, YOU GREEN GOOBER GOD!!! YOU NEVER DO!!" I say, and he looked at me shocked. "What?! But you promised!!!" He pouted, and I shrugged. "Tell that to my dad here, the Warden Of Pandora's Vault, and my three newborn foals here. Oh! By the way, these are my three youngest kids! This is Storm, the eldest. The Colt is Sleipnir, and then the youngest is this little filly here, Pandora." I said, introducing them to the god, and he immediately started freaking out, zipping around like a mad man. "Oh my God!!! This is so adorable!!! And it would seem that Pandora's Vault has a proper owner now!! It's nice to meet you three! I'm DreamXD, but you can call me Uncle XD if you'd like! Anyways, I'm assuming you're all on your way to Pandora's Vault to introduce them to their other uncle?" XD asked, and I nodded. "Yeah, we are! They were just waiting for me to finish eating just in case the kids get hungry while we're out and about, that's all!" Sam said from behind us, walking out in a modified version of his normal armor that accounted for both his centaur half and his need to nurse three foals at once. "Alright kiddos! Let's head off! Uncle Dream's a waiting for us, and we best not keep the server owner waiting!!" Sam said, as he wrapped his arm around me, and I chuckled before XD landed next to him. "Can I come along? I'm really bored and I can keep an eye out from above!" XD asked, and Sam sighed before nodding in agreement. "Fine, but only because you're offering to help!! Damn traitor..." Sam said, grumbling the last part under his breath, and I sighed. "Be. Nice." I hissed quietly to him, and he nodded. "Alright! Fine! Fine! Just calm down, love! You know I don't like it when you're angry!" Sam murmured, and I smiled at him before we started heading to Pandora's Vault.