Chapter 2

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No one's POV:

It's a new day and we are seeing bits of what went down last night in the bathroom there's a sex doll,a bong christmas lights wait why the hell is there christmas lights? Doesn't matter there's also a whole lot of beer cans

The scene changes and now it shows a room more specifically izuku's room where he's now waking up

Izuku:*groans*Fuck my head hurts

He gets out of the bed but he's surprised to see the state of his room

Izuku:What the hell?

He looks around and sees a cop costume with handcuffs on the floor,some panties,a box with some weird looking mushrooms,white lines on the floor,a bunny plushie with a lot of money in it,a stripper pole but the most imoortant thing is he feels a breeze on his friend and when he looks at the mirror he sees that he's naked with a lot of lipstick marks and hickies covering his entire body...yes,even down there

Izuku:What the fuck did i do last night?*looks at the plushie and grabs it*i don't want to know what you have been through but it's free money*grabs the money and throws the plushie away*

He decides to check on the others so he puts his underwear and pants on and goes to the living room only to be met by chaos,everything was a mess there was toilet paper everywhere,a tower made of beer cans,empty wine and whisky bottles,there was chicken runnimg around,one of the couches had smoke coming out of it and the most important thing a statue of elsa made of ice in the middle of the livingroom

Izuku:What a mess

Now you probably ask yourselves where are the boys well let's see...kirishima was in the floor sleeping but he looked a little different,Bakugo was upside down hanging from the ceiling,Kaminari was in one couch sleeping while hugging a burned toaster that had blood on it,mineta well he was walking towards the bathroom but he had no pants on as for todoroki and Iida they're nowhere to be seen

Mineta:Ahhh

He gets out of the bathroom running but trips on kirishima who wakes up

Kirishima:Ack yo what the hell man

Mineta:Dude don't go to the bathroom

Kirishima:Put some pants on

Mineta:There's a tiger in the bathroom

Kirishima:What?

Izuku goes to the bathroom and opens the once he sees the tiger he closes it

Izuku:Yup he's right,there's a tiger in the bathroom

Kirishima:There's no way

Izuku:See for yourself

Kirishima gets up and opens the door and sees the tiger there so he nods and closes the door

Kirishima:Ok you guys were right

Kaminari:*groan*What happened?

Izuku:That's what im trying to figure out kaminari

Kaminari:Why is bakugo hanging from the ceiling?

Bakugo snorts and wakes up then looks at everyone

Bakugo:Why the hell are you bastards upsidedown?

Kaminari:You're the one upsidedown bakugo

Bakugo:Huh?!

Izuku:Hold on i got it

Izuku grabs an axe that was in one of the walls and cuts the rope making bakugo fall facefirst on a table

Bakugo:*groans*Fuck!! Motherfucker!!

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