Part 2 Chapter 4

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No one's POV:

Mineta: Ahhhhhh help meeeee!!

Kirishima: We have our own problems Mineta!!

Kaminari: Im sorry stop throwing spears at me.

Izuku: Hakuna Matata what a wonderful phrase.

Pumba: Hakuna matata.

Timon: Ain't no passing craze...

Kirishima: Midoriya!!

Izuku: What?!

He sees Kaminari and Kirishima being chased by a group of the blue motherfuckers from Avatar, then he looks at Mineta who is crying while being surrounded by a pack of hyenas.

Izuku: Oh... i see. Pumba Timon i enjoyed our karaoke session but my friends need help.

Izuku jumps where the hyenas are breaking a rock in the process.

Izuku: Alright you stupid mutts if someone is going to make the purple midget cry is me *he cracks his neck and looks at the hyenas with a creepy grin* boo.

The hyenas get scared and start running away falling on eachother and crashing into rocks and all that shit.

Mineta: My saviour *hugs izukus leg*

Izuku: If you don't let go of my leg right now, i will kick you so hard that you will land on mount everest.

Mineta: Y-yes sir.

Izuku grabs Mineta and jumps right in front of the blue motherfuckers from avatar, im going to keep calling them until i remember the actual name and also because fuck those movies.

Izuku: Wait!

Everyone stops running and stare at Izuku while he clears his throat.

Izuku: I am going to be a mediator in this current situation, i know that this is because our idiot did something stupid like always. So im going to ask *looks at kaminari* what the hell did you do?

Kaminari: Uhh well-

Kirishima: He tried to get close to one their members.

Izuku: Like touching and all that shit?

Kirishima: Yeah.

Izuku: Goddamnit pikachu, you have a girl already man, what are you doing?

Kaminari: I don't know... hormones?

Izuku: Yeah blame the hormones... although i really don't blame you, i wonder how it would feel like to do it with one of them.

Mineta: Do they even have coochies?

Izuku: I would love to find out but we have a stoner to save.

Mineta: Oh right.

Izuku: I apologize about our friend he's an idiot he didn't mean anything bad with what he did.

Everything is quiet and everyone is staring at eachother, izuku notices one of the blue fuckers pull an assault rifle out of nowhere.

Izuku: Run bitches!!

They start running while getting shot at, on the attempt to hide they all get on a boat.

Kaminari: We are safe.

Kirishima: Are we? Are we really?

Mineta: I don't trust anything or anyone in this fucking place.

Izuku: Where the hell are my girls at?

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