No one's POV:
Mineta:Where are we going?
Izuku:To our last lead
Shoto:Which is?
Kirishima:Midoriya's workplace
Izuku:Correct
Kaminari:Hey guys look what i found*with a used condom on his hand*i found snake skin
Kirishima:Bro that's a fucking used condom
Kaminari:Ah!!
He throws the condom and it lands on mineta
Mineta:Ah fuck no
He throws and it hits kirishima in the face but he quickly throws at shoto who throws at bakugo
Bakugo:Ahh what the fuck it's in my mouth!!!
He throws it at izuku who grabs it and throws it outside
Izuku:Ok ok guys the big bad condom is gone now it can't hurt you anymore so calm down
Bakugo:How do you expect me to calm down when i got semen in my mouth
Izuku:Oh relax you big baby
Kirishima:Ugh im going to have nightmares now
Izuku:Atleast in didn't land on my daughter because if that happened i swear you guys would be dead
Erza:Father look that's the place
Izuku:Oh good eye well looks like we're here ladies
Izuku parks the car near the entrance and they get out
Izuku:Ok let's go inside
Mineta:With the kid?
Izuku:The place it's closed to the public so it's fine
Kaminari:How do you know?
Izuku:It's on the sign on the door
Shoto:Ok then
They get inside and they see a blonde girl using a computer
???:Place is not open for-Oh it's you izuku
Izuku:Hey there uhhh
Lucy:Lucy
Izuku:Right yeah i knew that heh
Lucy:Riiiight listen izuku the boss is looking for you
Izuku:Really now?
Lucy:Mhm*notices erza*you brought a kid here?
Izuku:Well yeah i don't have a babysitter and i wasn't going to leave her in the car
Lucy:*sigh*Whatever,go see the boss she's probably checking out all the brand new noobies
The group walks in and see a lady sitting while looking at a female dance
Boss:Hmm i like it you're hired
Izuku:Uhhh boss?
Boss:Hm? Oh izuku there you are
She gets up from her seat and starts walking towards the shocked group
Shoto:That lady is really tall
Izuku:Mommy?
Boss:*smiling*Follow me~
Izuku:My dick is hard
Kirishima:Dude
Mineta:Oppais
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