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Ethan: I hope you die
ella: yeah? I hope you step on lego
Ethan: take it back. TAKE IT BACK

Baby: *crying*
Jordan: *picks up the baby* it's okay....you will learn how to do that on the inside
When you are older
Ethan:
Ethan: dude are you ok

Ella: don't break someone's heart, they only have one
Jordan and Ethan: yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those. *drinks their coffee*
Ella: *spits out her coffee*

the difference between Ethan and Jordan
Jordan: stab
Ethan:dab

Jordan: *hits his hand on the table*
Jordan: ow! My armkle
Ella: your what?
Ethan: his wrist

Ella: remember, murder is never the answer
Ethan: of course, murder is the question
Jordan: the answer is yes

Ethan: life,give me a will to live
*jordan falls from the chandelier, landing on Ethan*
Ethan:
Jordan: I jumped on the chandelier cause of a spider not sorry *runs away*

Ethan: we need to talk about your maturity
Jordan: *standing on the couch with Lucy and Luke* bold words for a man standing in lava

Jordan: *hugging Ethan tightly as he cries*
Ethan: w-what is wrong with him
Lucy: he had a nightmare where you died
Ethan:
Jordan:
Ethan:*wraps his arms around Jordan*

Ethan: let's play a game! Two truths and one lie
Jordan: I'll go first. My eyes are blue, I think of Ethan as an older brother, and I once fought in war with a guy with red  giant one eye
Ella:it needs to be a little more challenging than that
Ethan:his eyes are brown
Ethan:
Ella&lucy: you did WHAT
Ethan: I think of you as a little brother too

(Pierce the room like a cannonball, Now all we know is don't let go, We are alone, just you and me, Up in your room and our slates are clean)

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