Read with a derpy voice.
Dedicated to my old friend Nick
Once in a land faw faw away called nod there was a pig. One day he saw a VANILLA cake on his table. And He went to the peoples and went like," whyyyyy! I wanted a chocolate cake!" So the people said," good for you, I don't welly care." So he made book called" I deserve to be a chocolate cake. " to advertise he went around singing "I deserve to be a chocolate cake!"over and over. Then his horrible singing caused all da peoples to throw chocolate pie at his face. And den he went wike," ER ME GRD!!! I wanted a chocolate CAKE !" Den all the peoples ran aways fwom Nod. After dat he made the chocolate cake with only vanilla pies, more pie, even more pie, and some brown food coloring. Den after dat he ate it and was all like this is the best chocolate cake in ze world!
Then ate some bacon, ham, and pork for desert. #canable #desert for dinner #dinner for desert
Ze end!!!!
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HumorThis will be my ranting book. To fully enjoy this book in the spots it says to read in a really stupid voice Dedicated to my crazy-friends Hope you enjoy
