Look, I've got like, 2 other chapter to work on so please let this be an apology for taking so long and a thanks for waiting so long.
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Wind Archer: I have fallen in love with a woman.
Millennial Tree: Well, why don't you go up to her and say it?
Wind Archer: *looks at Y/n and Clover*
Wind Archer: ...She's already taken.
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(Part 2 of the spider incident)
Y/n: You said you were my knight in shining armor, didn't you?
Madeleine: I- I can't...
Y/n: Fine. I'll call Espresso and see if he can-
Madeleine: *squashes the spider multiple times*
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Dark Enchantress: You two plan of having kids soon right?
Y/n: Uhhh-
Red Velvet: Ma-
Dark Enchantress: What? Raising kids is the best thing that-
Licorice: Mom, Dark Choco is-
Dark Enchantress: What did I say about interrupting while talking?!
Licorice: But Dark Choco is-
Dark Enchantress: He's what?!
Licorice: HE'S FIGHTING WITH CREPE, MOM!!
Dark Enchantress: Don't you dare raise that voice to me, young man!
Licorice and Dark Enchantress: *arguing*
Red Velvet: Let's get out of here...
(skit inspired by Nachter on IG)
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Y/n: *Introducing Rougefort to Almond*
Almond: *writes a ticket*
Almond: *hands it to Rougefort*
The ticket:
"100 ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᖴIᑎE
ᖴOᖇ ᔕTEᗩᒪIᑎG ᗰY GᖇᗩᑎᗪᗩᑌGᕼTEᖇ"
(For those who can't read: "100 dollar fine, for stealing my granddaughter")
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Vampire: Y/nnnn *hic*, you're sooo *hic* prettyyy-
Sparkling: *bonks Vampire in the head*
Sparkling: Back off, you lazy drunken man, she's mine.
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Dark Cacao: *sneaks to his beloved's gravestone*
Dark Cacao: *places roses on the grave*
Dark Cacao: Happy anniversary, love.
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Strawberry Crepe: I'M ALIVE!!!
The Dark Cookies: *groan*
Licorice: I thought he was dead! Dang it!
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Mint Choco: I can be your angel!
Toothpaste: Or your devil!
Y/n (or Cocoa): ?!
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Herb: Flowers are the best way to show someone you care!
Herb: *gives a bouquet of flowers to Y/n*
Y/n: Thanks Herb!
Herb on the inside: Mission accomplished.
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NOW THATS DONE I GOTTA WORK ON THE CHAPTERS
-DJ
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Cookie Run Random Scenarios
FanfictionJust random scenarios with cookie run characters. Please expect slow updates. Reader is FEMALE. Alright, enjoy!
