What the fuck am I doing here?! (Civil War Book)

... Why are you so Surprised?

I started following Twice and as I thought it wasn't that hard to atcually find the man since he was literally leaving blood trails behind him and not even covering them at all. This was how I followed him and then went up to the next rooftop to find Spinner running to Twice and catching him as he started to give in.

Spinner: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Twice: DEKU!, NOTHING!

Spinner: Useless? What?

Twice: NO the hero in training, Deku., Yes!

Spinner: Huh?

Twice: HE IS AFTER US!, We are all alone.

Spinner: I don't understand a thing.

Twice: He killed DABI AND TOGA!, They are still alive and kicking.

Spinner: He is a hero in training. That kid can't do that.

Me: Yes I can.

That was the moment they both looked up. However Twice kinda completly blacked out and broke down crying to the ground screaming I was a monster and an angel as well as a demon. It was funny but totally overexagerated.

Spinner: Why are you here?

Me: Dad threw me in here with you bunch.

Spinner: DAD?

Me: AfO. He told be to have fun with you guys.

Spinner: Aren't you supposed to be the hero in this?

Me: Ahm...

Shit...

I totally forgot that!

Welp... Kurogiri didn't said anything about my way....

Seems like this is alright with them too.

Looks like I don't need the cuffs anymore.

Thinking like that I decided to take the cuffs out and threw them right in front of them. Why would I carry extra weight with me if I didn't need them at all. 

Me: Welp not anymore.

I just decided to be me and have fun like my father told me to do. That also meant that I would for sure not go and hut them down to cuff them. Where would the fun be in that? 

First off!

No screams!

No panic!

No blood!

No anxiety!

What the hell am I teaching them then?

That can't be! I am literally thrown into this game and get my all might figure if I beat their asses and I am gonna do just that. Even if I don't get the All Might figure, this is so worth it.

Spinner: ... Wait a moment. Did you just say your father is AfO?

Me: Yes, why?

Spinner: ...

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

His facial expression was priceless. It was like he was having Twice in his arms and then he was looking at me shocked and blood on him thanks to Twice. I loved this chaos. Like this was geniusly!

Right as I was laughing my ass off thanks to that reaction, I saw Kurogiri teleporting and he was giving me that look. Like he was telling me to please not kill and go overboard with my fun but it was already too late. After that he just came took Twice without a word and left Spinner there completly clueless and with soo many questions.

Me: Hahaha-... ha.... You know you should better start running.

Spinner: Wha...

I took out both my daggers and and looked at him whit a smile that for sure did him the creaps and gave him the hibby jibbies. He so jumped away and then shivered visibly before backing away more, then turning and started running screaming: I AM NOT DEALING WITH THIS SHIT!

Well he sure will be dealing with this shit cause what else?

I was brought over to teach them a lesson and I would soo do that.

What is wrong with him?

Like I am not that scray... right?

Come on!

I am not a demon!

I am just a normal person....

Bakugo is even worse.... or is he?

Okay maybe not!

Still you think running will get you far?

YOU FOOL!

I have Ofa and AfO!

I have both quirks.

There was never an escape route from me!

Like not even Bakugo can escape me... You thougt I never payed him back?

HAHAHAH

I did and he knows that.

I am doing that just in the middle of the night and when he isn't paying attention.

He also never got it that it was me... I am that good.

What an idiot of a hero in training he is.

NO!

Correction!

He is a Dandelion!

He is a Pomeranian!

He is also a Chihuaua!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh I am having fun here!

Me: Thank you for this great opportunity!