Example your at a cafe in a booth and your crush walks in and sits on the booth next to you he says hi and obviously you reply with a mumble and he then asks if you want to go out for lunch and obviously you don't belive it like its a dream or something and you pinch yourself on the leg just to see if your awake and you squeeze to hard so you yell ow and he asks if you're alright you reply "oh yess um" "oh you looked like you were in pain" "oh it was just umm fleas wait no" imagine me right now doing a are you freakin kiddin me face "um I have to go" he says
so NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Saying you have fricken fleas (for god sake are you an idiotic nutter)
