Some minutes after...
"Onii chan. Are you feeling better now? What happened to you?" Asked Iroha.
"I think that gynophobia kicked hard this time... I'm feeling better now by the way." Replied Izumo.
"Sorry. It was my fault. I know about you phobia but I cannot resist coming closer to you every morning. I love you so much!" Said Iroha.
"How could the Shinici of the anime not understand the love of his step sister with statements like that? Why was he so dense?" Thought Izumo.
"Before you collapsed you said strange things about an "harem protagonist"? What did you mean?" Asked the step sister.
"It was nothing. The gynophobia made me say strange things..." Replied Izumo.
"Ah. I was starting to think that by brother became a chuunibyou because he first pretended to not recognize me and then he said he became an "harem protagonist"." She said.
"By the way. Hurry up and get dressed because we are late to school." Said Iroha.
So Izumo started dressing with his school uniform.
"The most logical theory is that I'm living a very realistic dream but if it's the case it must be a lucid one." Thought Izumo.
"Another option is that I'm somehow in a parallel universe that it's like the anime world of "You're Very Cute but Please Stay Away From Me"... But how did I get there?"
"Astral projection?"
"Some strange governement experiment?
"Aliens?
"Some god that has a weird sense of humor?"
"Or maybe I died during the sleep and got reincarnated there but I refuse this option because even thought I have no friends and a girlfriend back in the "real world" I still have a life there that I love." He finished thinking.
He then tried to verify the dream option by pinching himself but that did not work.
"For the moment I will pretend to be Shinici and wait to see if I could return to my world." Thought Izumo.
"I will have to deal with my yandere sister (she looks cute outside but she is real dangerous !) and with a lot of girls that will court me despite my phobia." He continued thinking.
"A man would normally be happy to be with a lot of cute girl that like him but that phobia is a real pain..."
"I will also have to deal with that tsundere.. How annoying..."
"The only positive side are Rei and Urako, the best girls of the anime and the only "normal" girls of the harem." He finished thinking.
Izumo then finished dressing and went downstairs in order to eat breakfast.
Shinici and his siter lived alone because their parents were abroad for work (like every romance/harem anime ever) and so they were alone.
Izumo ate the breakfast that tasted like the ones in the "real world" and then his "sister" and him went outside only to find a girl that Izumo knew very well.
"Goodmoring Shinici. You're a bit late today." Said the girl.
"Goodmorning Sasaki. How are you?" Replied Izumo.
"Why did you call me with my last name?" Asked the girl.
"He was being strange since this morning..." Said Iroha.
"Sorry... It's my gynophobia." Said Izumo.
"So, if you don't mind. I would like you to stay away from me as much as possible." He said again.
So they went to school and while walking Izumo noticed that his sister had her eyes glued on Rei every time watching all her moves.
"Yes. The yandere mode has been activated..." Thought Izumo.
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I Wished to be Reincarnated in a Harem Anime but Now I Regret It.
HumorNishimura Izumo is a japanese otaku high-school student that wished for a moment to be popular with girls like the harem protagonists he sees often in anime. Little he knew that a god that likes jokes would accept his wish... This story is meant to...
