Bringing them

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me- okay. this works by pressing the purple button....I hope

(flash of light)

Chuuya- where are we?

Kouyou- I have no clue

Mori- Dazai?

Elise- Dazai?

Kunikida- Dazai, what did you do?

Atsushi- don't jump to conclusions. please

Kunikida- fine

Akutagawa- Jinko?

Atsushi- *yelps*

(the ADA go to stand infant of Atsushi protectively)

Yosano- no one scares the kitty

Atsushi- no, no its okay. were...friends

Akutagawa- yeah, friends?

Chuuya- *whispering* I know you like him

Akutagawa- s-shut up!

Mori- don't tease him kiddo

Kouyou- you don't get to call him that. he's my son!

Mori- no, he's mine!

Kouyou- you don't treat him like he is

(they continue arguing)

Chuuya- ugh...guys!!!

Dazai- what is going on here?

me- I don't know

Kenji- gah! where did you come from?

Kyoka- who are you?

Me- hi! I'm Lyra

Ranpo- and the point of us being here is?

Me- it is...one second. CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP!

Kouyou- fine. but he's my son

Elise- how about, he's both of your son?

Mori- fine...

Kouyou- okay...

Chuuya- another overprotective parent!!!

Yumeno- good luck dad

Mori- dad?

Elise- yeah, we all see Chuuya-san as our dad

Akutagawa- you didn't know?

Chuuya- dude, your two years younger than me

Akutagawa- and yet, you treat my wounds and tell me when to go to bed. you also wake me up

Dazai- really? woooow Chibi

Chuuya- don't call me that!

Tachihara- tension!!

Yumeno- mhm. 

Gin- hey, bro...are you dating Atsushi?

Akutagawa- what?!? no, of course not

Gin- I need to change that

Yosano- I'll help

Ranpo- me and Kenji will help

Higuchi- me too, I guess

Gin- thank you for trying to get over your crush

Fukuzawa- okay... so why are we here again?

Me- oh! you're here to react to yourselves!




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