me- okay. this works by pressing the purple button....I hope
(flash of light)
Chuuya- where are we?
Kouyou- I have no clue
Mori- Dazai?
Elise- Dazai?
Kunikida- Dazai, what did you do?
Atsushi- don't jump to conclusions. please
Kunikida- fine
Akutagawa- Jinko?
Atsushi- *yelps*
(the ADA go to stand infant of Atsushi protectively)
Yosano- no one scares the kitty
Atsushi- no, no its okay. were...friends
Akutagawa- yeah, friends?
Chuuya- *whispering* I know you like him
Akutagawa- s-shut up!
Mori- don't tease him kiddo
Kouyou- you don't get to call him that. he's my son!
Mori- no, he's mine!
Kouyou- you don't treat him like he is
(they continue arguing)
Chuuya- ugh...guys!!!
Dazai- what is going on here?
me- I don't know
Kenji- gah! where did you come from?
Kyoka- who are you?
Me- hi! I'm Lyra
Ranpo- and the point of us being here is?
Me- it is...one second. CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Kouyou- fine. but he's my son
Elise- how about, he's both of your son?
Mori- fine...
Kouyou- okay...
Chuuya- another overprotective parent!!!
Yumeno- good luck dad
Mori- dad?
Elise- yeah, we all see Chuuya-san as our dad
Akutagawa- you didn't know?
Chuuya- dude, your two years younger than me
Akutagawa- and yet, you treat my wounds and tell me when to go to bed. you also wake me up
Dazai- really? woooow Chibi
Chuuya- don't call me that!
Tachihara- tension!!
Yumeno- mhm.
Gin- hey, bro...are you dating Atsushi?
Akutagawa- what?!? no, of course not
Gin- I need to change that
Yosano- I'll help
Ranpo- me and Kenji will help
Higuchi- me too, I guess
Gin- thank you for trying to get over your crush
Fukuzawa- okay... so why are we here again?
Me- oh! you're here to react to yourselves!
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BSD react
FanfictionBSD reacts to random stuff. BSD belongs to Kafka Asagiri (writer) Kadokawa Shoten (publisher) Yen Press (English publisher)