Random things that I think about 2.5

The household rules.

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TW//Death,Scalding,Weirdcore,Impiled Child abuse

1. Your Childhood room/room I assign you will ALWAYS be the safest place during the night.

2. Close any and all doors behind you on the second floor. THIS MUST BE DONE WITHOUT EXECPTIONS.

3. Every day,when you wake up,count all the doors in the house. Do the same before bed. If you count any doors you didn't count during the day,never open it.

4. If you have any prescribed Medications,always take them when the label says it must be taken. A sane mind is a safe mind.

5. Don't leave any faucets running unless you are actively nearby it. They don't like it when you waste water.

6. If my mother ever tells you to polish her antiques,never look them in the eyes. They take great offense to it.

7. Always water all the plants in the house after breakfast,even if they are plastic.

8. Avoid entering the basement during the night. The basement doors are loud,and will alert him to your presence.

9. Do not try to convince my mother or my father that something is wrong with my house. It will only anger them.

10. If you see more reflections of people in a room than people actually in the room,or you see a reflection of a person that isn't in the room,LEAVE THAT ROOM IMMEDIATELY.

11. Never hide under your bed at night. It never helps.

12. Alarms throughout the day help keep your mind awake. Never let your mind dream.

13. Never use the hot tub. The heater is broken,and the water will scald you without fail. Do not attempt to fix the heater either,as it has been permanently broken ever since my mother got into an argument with the residents of the pool house.

14. The ones who live under the stairwell must be fed a breakfast,lunch,and dinner every day. Do not talk to them,as they make outlandish food requests.

15. If you have to enter the pool house for any reason,knock 3 times before you enter. The guests there never seem to leave.

16. Do not use the top left corner bathroom on the bottom floor after 3 am in the morning. After that,the mirror will try to drive you to insanity.

17. If you ever have to hide somewhere besides your room,the wine cellar is your next best bet. It is one of the few places that get calmer at night.

18. The wine caller and the broom closet like to swap places. Watch your step.

19. The house is wooden. Do not attempt to light an open flame within the house. The house is terrified of fire and will lash out.

20. The only exception to the above rule is during the winter,and you have to light a fire in the fireplace. Only then will the house accept the flame.

21. Be as quiet as possible in the study.

22. Do not step under the cherry tree. My mother's pets are burried under there,and they do not like getting their graves stepped on.

23. The apple tree is sacred. It's apples will help heal any wound you may have if you eat from it. Do not get to greedy though,as it will start to harm you if you've eaten more than 5 in one day.

24. The crickbank is home to many tulips. Always ask my great grandmother for permission in your head before you pick one. Is she says no,thank her for informing you of that fact and head inside.

25. If the crick is to ever flood due to great rain,stay inside at all costs.

26. The house can get quite drafty. Never let a door shut itself. They take it as an invitation.

29.If you are to hang any drawings om the wall,do not listen to what they say at night.
30. Always clean up after yourself when you eat. We have a rat problem.

31. Do not attempt to take a bubble bath in the bathroom on the second floor. The guests on that floor hate it.

32. The guests in the pool house have reported the septic tank is backing up. Because of that,never flush a wad of toilet paper bigger than your fist. It will not end well if you anger the pool house guests.

33. The pool must be maintained throughout the year,except in winter.

34. If you are to ever to wake up anywhere besides your room,go back to sleep. They will kindly take you back there.

35. Never listen to the voices from the vents.

36. If you are to be awakened to anything gbut the sound of either my mother or my father's voice,pretend you are asleep. They will refuse to attack anything that is asleep.

37. If you are to accidently anger my father,hide in my mother's room. She will protect you from him. The opposite goes if you anger my mother.

38. Despite your room being the safest place in this house,you are never safe from yourself. A sane mind is a safe mind,remember.

39. If you are to hear birds chirping later or earlier than they should be (2 am at the earliest and 6 pm at the latest),stay away from the windows and don't look outside.

40. When you leave this house,leave a gift behind for them. They are much less likely to follow you to your house the more expensive the gift.

41. If you must exit the house when the crick is flooding,always wear a lifejacket,no matter how good of a swimmer you are. The surface may be calm,but the water under it is faster than you could ever imagine.

42. These rules are written in blood. My ancestors and their guests died figuring out these rules. Follow them,or meet the same fate as them.