huggy wuggy pov
i am huggy wuggy, a evil monster created by idiots. normally, i want to kills whoever i see. but today is different, today is an amazing day, today i finally have feelings beside killing people. today i met shrek. shrek is a green goblin thing with hot ear wax i love to eat and a hot face and hot clothes that are amazing. shrek is a divorced person, and his stupid rat idiot smelly ex wife, fiona, is a meanie pants. she doesn't want anyone to 'steal' shrek from her, and so she drowns them in shrek's swamp. shrek hasn't noticed, because he's been to distracted by me. of course he would, i'm a beautiful blue fluffy monster that simps for shrek. i mean loves shrek to the moon and back.
i saw fiona today though, plotting a plan to drown me. i won't let that happen, or my beloved shrek will become devastated. today i will also plan a plan to kill fiona, and marry my beloved shrek i just met.
