Randomness

I-I Can Explain-

When Present Vampt was talking care of Young Valt

Vampt: *was doing his work in his I-pad but the Ashtem declined and says to do it again* F(nah) it.

Young Valt: *was watching what Vampt was doing* F(nah)!

Vampt: W-wait! N-no don't say it! Please! *slips his I-pad* Oh Sh(np)! *catches it* phew..

Young Valt: Sh(np)!

Vampt: N-no no no no please don't say it in front of other please or else I might get mah I-pad away from meh!

Young Valt: *giggles* OK!

At dinner

The Valts: *prays and starts to eat*

Young Valt: Adult me Adult me!

Adult Valt: Ya need something Young Valt?

Young Valt: What is f(no!) and sh(pls no-) means?

Adult Valt: *smiles*

The other Valt expect Young Valt: *sweats and gets up*

Adult Valt: Please sit.

The other Valts (expect Young Valt): *sit tremblingly*

Adult Valt: sweetie f(no) means when a sperm finds it's way to the ovum and *explains how babies form in science words*

Young Valt: *more confused* I don't understand...

Adult Valt: Oh don't worry, you will get to know soon enough *still smiling* and till that don't use that word

Young valt: OK! But what is sh(nah)?

Adult Valt: *still smiling* excrement is sh(nah)

Young Valt: *more confused now* what is that?...

Adult Valt: *smilinf* You will know when you grow up till that don't say sh(no no)

Young Valt: *confused* OK..

Adult Valt: And for others. *turns to the Valts* Who were taking care of Young Valt?

The Valts: *points at the Present Vampt*

Present Vampt: *mumbles* traitors. W-wait I-I can explain-!

Adult Valt: Your I-pad will be thrown away soon. Now please enjoy eating.

Present Vampt:..... OK :')

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Happened with mah toddler sis and now I have to be scared and worries that she will say sh(np) in front of mah parents :')