How Author Flirts

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How she flirts with her bestie:

“Oh darling! You are my everything! You are like the sun that shines me and I am the moon that takes your shine and shine the world in darkness! ~” said our Author, laying her head on her bestie's shoulder. They were at their break time and the Author was bored.

Great heavens knows why she got this idea to suddenly say this to her bestie but. “Oh looks like someone needs to get beaten up by a freaking shoe” said her bestie, the Author immediately got up and shook her head furiously “Uh no thanks-”

How Author flirts with her cousin sis:

“Urghhh (sis name) I am bored..” said the Author, having a hand under her chin. Author's brother the comes in and sees his sis having phone so he went to our Author and whispered “Flirt with her or smth so I can get the phone-” “.. Bahahahhaahhaa suree”

“Ahem.... Oh Nezuko chan~ *tackles her sis down*” “AHHHHHHH” when the phone fell down, their brother took the phone away and ran away “Oh my beautiful~ missed meh?! Bahahahhaha” “GAHHHH”

How Author's flirts with her online bestie (S) who is taken:

Author (in text): *sends a screenshot of 'Jenny-Hearteye Speed Mix' I wanna ruin our friendship~ WE SHOULD BE LOVERS INSTEAD!!!~

S:.... I am taken already XD

Author: Ik, its that cool dude who we both roast each other right? He is like a brother to meh XD

S: Lmao yeah it's him XD

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Lmao it's actually true that S now has a  bf, now I feel single tho-

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