JAR NOT MINE
Ares was have a nice day, until he saw two giants stacking mountains outside Mount Olympus. "The fu-" "What are they doing?" his half-sibling Apollo interrupted.
"They're stacking mountains." his other half-sibling Athena answered
"I know that!"
"Then why'd you ask?"
"Because I-"
"Better question why are they stacking mountains?" Ares interrupted, not wanting to hear them bicker like children. "Good point..." The three watched the giants for a few minutes before Athena went to tell Zeus.
"Wait are those the Aloadae?" Ares asked squinting.
"Uncle Poseidon's kids? Yeah they look like Ephialtes and Otus."
Eventually the rest of the Olympians got there, and proceeded to watch with them.
"What are they doing?" Zeus asked staring.
"Who cares their almost up here." Artemis grabbed her bow and started firing.
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After what seemed like hours the Aloadae left and the mountains were put back.
"That... took longer... than expected." Dionysus panted
"Wait, something's wrong..." Athena said looking around.
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"What do we do with him?" Ephialtes looked at the chained up jar.
"If we keep him here then the Olympians will come to rescue him. Then we can get our wives!" Otus said doing a little victory dance.
"LET ME OUT YOU LITTLE SHITS" Ares screamed banging on the bronze.
"He's so loud though..."
"It'll be fine"
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Greek myths but on crack
FantasyART NOT MINE Greek myths but on crack. Expect weirdness, cursing, dumb concepts, and weird wording.
