'He was terrible at sex but amazing at football. Too bad i didnt love football and hate sex,' sharon said. Sharon could be a bitch sometimes but so could kat so they got along great. Kat looked up from her drink, she lost count and her head was spinning but she wasn't about to stop now.
'I'm sorry I missed part of the conversation... who are we talking about? Steve? Is it steve?' kat questioned
'no, Brock.'
'Hahaha' kat burst out laughing. "Brock, Brock?'
'The one and only.' Sharon confirmed.
'Mrs stark! Mrs Stark!' a report came up putting his phone in her face.
'Its MISSSSS' she hissed through a drunken daze.
'Is it true that you were cheating on tony stark with a doctor Stephen strange for-'
'Me cheating?' kat questioned. 'your fucking joking right?' he gave her a blank look his phone still in her face. 'un-fucking-believable!' kat screamed.
'is there any chance of you and Tony stark getting back together?'
'fuck off!' kat jumped up on the stage. 'hello. My name is Katlin Stark. EX wife... EX of Tony stark... lets sing him a little song and maybe you fuck faces will realize that there is no me and tony!'
'I caught you cheatin'
You had the nerve to say you're sleepin'
Just not with her, but tell your friends that I'll be lost without you
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you
Ten, you're selfish
Nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic
Four, can't trust you
Three, you still got daddy issues
Two-wenty years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
Your friends must suck if they think you're cool
A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul
Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money
And I don't know how I fell for your shit
You gross me out and now I've got the ick
And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me
Ten, you're selfish
Nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic
Four, can't trust you
Three, you still got daddy issues
Two-wenty years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
You made me love you
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Love is Strange // Stephen Strange
FanfictionKatlin Stark. Genius, billionaire, and in love with a wizard? 🪄 (Most characters belong to Marvel)