Q1. Hm, what is your name?
Midorima Shintaro.
Q2. Not what you want to be, but your NAME.
Yes, it is Mi-do-ri-ma Shin-ta-ro.
Q3. Kuroko Tetsuya or Aomine Daiki?
Kuroko definitely has more common sense than Aomine.
Q4. Murasakibara Atsushi or Midorima Shintaro?
Me, of course. Are you kidding me?
Q5. More Annoying: Hanamiya Makoto OR Haizaki Shogo?
Haizaki, I suppose. I never played against Kirisaki Daichi, after all.
Q6. Kise Ryouta or Akashi Seijuro?
Well, Akashi.
Q7. You know, I forgot how to use a boomerang... but it eventually came back to me.
I don't know who you are, but I will find you and kill you.
Q8. The captain of your team is...
Ootsubo Taisuke.
Q9. Ok, now onto the real questions... KagaKuro or AkaKuro?
Yes, I will kill you.
Q10. Joking. Who would you save when they are about to drown: Midorima Shintaro or Akashi Seijuro?
Akashi can swim.
Q11. More epic: Aomine Daiki or Murasakibara Atsushi?
Neither.
Q12. Do you watch Oha-Asa?
Yes.
Q13. Aw, Midorima's gonna hate you.
I love myself.
Q14. More derpy: Kise Ryouta or Izuki Shun?
Kagami Taiga.
Q15. Can you go into the zone?
*Twitches* No.
Q16. Cats or Dogs?
Those who love cats shall die.
Q17. Late question: What team are you in?
Shutoku.
Q18. What team would you WANT to be on?
Some team where idiots don't exist. Like Takao.
Q19. Answer honestly... who do you think is dumbest among the Generation of Miracles?
Murasakibara. No other member can compete with his blunt stupidity.
Q20. Finally... do you agree that Kuroko no Basket is a gay-themed anime?
I decided that I will kill you as soon as I get back my scissors.
Q21. LAST QUESTION: Who do you like most among the GoM?
Akashi. He is reasonable.
Q22. REALLY LAST QUESTION: Does Akashi Seijuro look like a tomato?
His hair yes. I shall keep silent for the rest.
NEXT UP: AOMINE DAIKI
