Q1. Hm, what is your name?
Mm, Murasakibara.
Q2. Not what you want to be, but your NAME.
I said my name, didn't I? Wait... did I?
Q3. Kuroko Tetsuya or Aomine Daiki?
Kuro-chin... Mine-chin's a little... meh.
Q4. Murasakibara Atsushi or Midorima Shintaro?
Eh~? Me of course, why would you ask me such things?
Q5. More Annoying: Hanamiya Makoto OR Haizaki Shogo?
Mm... Zaki-chin, I suppose...
Q6. Kise Ryouta or Akashi Seijuro?
Aka-chin.
Q7. You know, I forgot how to use a boomerang... but it eventually came back to me.
Eh~? Don't boomerangs usually come back to you?
Q8. The captain of your team is...
Okamura something... I forgot.
Q9. Ok, now onto the real questions... KagaKuro or AkaKuro?
For Aka-chin's sake, I will say AkaKuro...
Q10. Joking. Who would you save when they are about to drown: Midorima Shintaro or Akashi Seijuro?
Aka-chin, of course. Why would I save Mido-chin?
Q11. More epic: Aomine Daiki or Murasakibara Atsushi?
Me, I guess...
Q12. Do you watch Oha-Asa?
Once a week when my sister puts it on...
Q13. Aw, Midorima's gonna hate you.
We hate eachother - it's kinda fair.
Q14. More derpy: Kise Ryouta or Izuki Shun?
Kise-chin, I suppose? I don't know that Izuki guy very well.
Q15. Can you go into the zone?
Unwillingly, yes.
Q16. Cats or Dogs?
Dogs, but cats are fine too.
Q17. Late question: What team are you in?
Yosen... I think.
Q18. What team would you WANT to be on?
Mm... where Aka-chin is, I guess.
Q19. Answer honestly... who do you think is dumbest among the Generation of Miracles?
Academically it would be Mine-chin... by the real head of common sense it would Kise-chin.
Q20. Finally... do you agree that Kuroko no Basket is a gay-themed anime?
... Why would you ask?
Q21. LAST QUESTION: Who do you like most among the GoM?
I can't really choose between Aka-chin, Kise-chin and Kuro-chin... but Aka-chin.
Q22. REALLY LAST QUESTION: Does Akashi Seijuro look like a tomato?
Aka-chin looks perfectly fine.
Later on that day, Aomine was lectured by Akashi to try respecting Murasakibara's one-sided answers, and Aomine refused... I will leave the rest for you to think.
NEXT UP: FINALLY, THE LAST GOM - AKASHI SEIJURO!