Q1. Hm, what is your name?
Akashi Seijuro.
Q2. Not what you want to be, but your NAME.
Ah, I see to which people this question is pointing at.
Q3. Kuroko Tetsuya or Aomine Daiki?
Tetsuya, I suppose. I don't get along with Daiki as much.
Q4. Murasakibara Atsushi or Midorima Shintaro?
As a friend, Shintaro. As for an obedient servant, Atsushi. You can go figure out what that may mean.
Q5. More Annoying: Hanamiya Makoto OR Haizaki Shogo?
In personality terms, or the way they play basketball? I have different responses for both.
Q6. Kise Ryouta or Akashi Seijuro?
Why, me of course. Thank you for asking.
Q7. You know, I forgot how to use a boomerang... but it eventually came back to me.
I can do better.
Q8. The captain of your team is...
Me.
Q9. Ok, now onto the real questions... KagaKuro or AkaKuro?
Why are you asking me this?
Q10. Joking. Who would you save when they are about to drown: Midorima Shintaro or Akashi Seijuro?
I can save myself, so I will save Shintaro.
Q11. More epic: Aomine Daiki or Murasakibara Atsushi?
Both can be described as 'sloppy', but for this case I will choose Atsushi.
Q12. Do you watch Oha-Asa?
When it happens to be on the channel, yes.
Q13. Aw, Midorima's gonna hate you.
If he hates me, I will tell him I will not return his scissors.
Q14. More derpy: Kise Ryouta or Izuki Shun?
I pity Ryouta. I will choose the Izuki guy from Seirin.
Q15. Can you go into the zone?
Well, technically yes. I can make my teammates go into the zone as well.
Q16. Cats or Dogs?
Cats - but I will give an exception to dogs that are obedient.
Q17. Late question: What team are you in?
Rakuzan - I am glad you asked.
Q18. What team would you WANT to be on?
If I wish something, it will happen. Because I wanted to be on Rakuzan, I am in Rakuzan. That will not change. So what was your question?
Q19. Answer honestly... who do you think is dumbest among the Generation of Miracles?
Daiki in terms of grades, and Ryouta and Atsushi in terms of common sense.
Q20. Finally... do you agree that Kuroko no Basket is a gay-themed anime?
That is very debatable - but I will say no for now.
Q21. LAST QUESTION: Who do you like most among the GoM?
As stated above, Shintaro for a friend, Atsushi for a servant.
Q22. REALLY LAST QUESTION: Does Akashi Seijuro look like a tomato?
... Stranger, please remind yourself that I know where you live.
*... yeah, because I made this story, obviously.*
NEXT UP: KUROKO TETSUYA
Please tell me in the comments if you want a specific character being questioned.
