Rose Thorn| Niklaus Mikaelson[1]

38. Training

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"I'm sorry did we interrupt playtime?" Klaus asks as him and Rosalie walk to Damon and Jeremy
"Jer, I missed you!" Rosalie says as she goes to hug Jeremy and then backs away.

"You're sweaty and this is a nice outfit." Rosalie says and then takes out a piece of cloth and wipe his cheek and kisses him where she wiped.

"Do I not get a hug?" Damon asks and she hugs him and then Klaus and Damon start to have conversation well a threatening one and Damon shoots Klaus
"That's for Carol Lockwood." He says and Rosalie shoots him where he shot her soulmate.

"That's for the times you've been a shitty brother." She says and the goes into the lake house.

"I'm not saying you deserved that but you did." Jeremy says to Damon and follows Rosalie.

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"What's with the get up?" Damon asks Rosalie who's wearing sports wear
"I'm helping Jeremy train since I can't die unless he magically has The Colt." Rosalie says
"Why are you mad at me? He killed Carol, he's Tyler's mom." Damon says.

"Yeah and how many son's and daughter's mothers have you killed? I'm not saying that makes it okay I'm saying stop acting like you can deem who is bad and who is good." Rosalie says and then goes outside to see Klaus who was smirking at her.

"Didn't show me this at home." He says
"Well, if I did we wouldn't be here." Rosalie says and Klaus walks to her
"Is that really a bad thing?"
"Yes you horny hybrid." She says as she moves Klaus' face away and then walks to Jeremy.

"Now, you can use the a stabby thing I forgot the word." Rosalie says
"Stake?" Jeremy asks
"Yep! Because I will heal and come back to life don't actually kill me though I need at least an hour to mentally prepare." She tells him and he looks confused and still nods along and then start fighting.

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Did Klaus find Rosalie fighting hot?

Yes. Yes he did.

Was Jeremy too nervous to stab Rosalie with a stake?

Yeah.

Was there a point where Rosalie stabbed herself to prove a point?

100%

"See I am fine." Rosalie says as the wound heals
"But-"
"Jeremy Gilbert, stop being a pussy and stab me. That's not supposed to sound as sexual as it does." Rosalie says.

"Jeremy if you do this in a real fight the vampire might just feel sorry for you and stab themselves to make you feel better." Rosalie says
"I was right about your bitchy side." Jeremy says
"Yeah because we have been here for 2 hours! I've won every time." Rosalie says.

"What about that one time?"
"Jeremy, I was too busy looking a butterfly. Speaking of a butterfly I'm going to look for it."

"I thought you were helping me train."
"Use Damon, he needs his ass kicked hopefully by the time I'm done you will be able to." Rosalie says and then walks into the forest.

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*** Slight Smut Warning***

Rosalie walked through the forest peacefully when she hears a twig snap and she turns her head and something speeds past her and then speeds her to a tree without seeing who it was she was able to pin them to the ground and see who it was.

"Nik! What the fuck!" Rosalie shouts as she still straddles him
"I was making sure you were fine."
"Yes would that be before or after you give me a heart attack?" She asks.

"It didn't goes as I planned." He says
"Really?" Rosalie asks sarcastically
"Though I do like this position."

"We are not having sex in a forest." Rosalie says and then Klaus looks at her and then in of a blink Klaus sped them to the nearest tree and kisses Rosalie.

"Though it does sound fun." Rosalie says and Klaus starts to kiss her neck
"How much repellent did you use?" He asks
"A lot I draw the line at bugs." She says
"Says the one who's pinned against a tree about to get fucked." He tilts his head smirking.

"Do you want to fuck me?" Rosalie asks
"Is that a question?" Klaus says
"Well, stop complaining." She says and he nods and then kisses down to the zipper of the sports bra and then with his teeth slowly unzips the bra and then kisses and sucks on her breasts as Rosalie throws her head back resting on the tree.

"Fuck." She moans as Klaus moves her head to look at him and kisses her
"I love you." He says
"I love you too."

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"Hey, what happened to your neck?" Jeremy asks as Rosalie walks back
"Misquote bite." Rosalie says
"I thought phoenixes could heal fast?" He asks.

"Yeah but this was a special misquote can't heal as fast."
"That must have been one misquote if it can bite you so many times especially on your chest."
"I'm sorry what the fuck? I thought you were smart." Damon tells Jeremy.

"I am."
"I'll play along there's the misquote now." Damon says as Klaus walks towards them and kisses Rosalie on the cheek
"Oh my god. In the forest?" Jeremy asks finally realising.

"No, we walked back to Mystic Falls." Rosalie says sarcastically
"Well that could work because-"
"Of course it was in the forest." Rosalie says.

"You do understand no one has this much sex as you guys do." Damon says
"I thought you read 50 Shades of Grey?" Rosalie asks
"If he was human you would be pregnant while pregnant." He fires back.

"You can't really talk Damon, Elena." She coughs Elena's name and then she checks her phone
"Shit." She whispers
"I need to go. Do not kill each other." She says and then walks to the car.

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"This is the emergency?" Rosalie asks Maya as they wait at the door
"Yes." She says
"You said it was an emergency." Rosalie says.

"It is a good one."
"What is it?"
"Russell." Maya calls and Russell walks through the door to see him dressed in a Junior Wilderness Explorer outfit
"Oh my god. He looks so cute." Rosalie pouts her lip as she picks him up and gives him kisses.

"What's that on your neck and chest?"
"Why is everyone looking at my chest?" Rosalie asks Russel
"Because you have Klaus bites on you."
"Actually he's now a misquote in Damon's books."

"Wait I thought you were at a lake house before you came here
"I went for a walk in the forest."
"I know he's a wolf but that doesn't mean you have to have sex in the woods."

"Okay you've made it weird."

"It was weird to begin with."