You were the "perfect" boy in high school who was studying for college, until your rich parents tell you that they caught you on the rooftop doing something you weren't supposed to. Now you run away to the forest, only to fall into a world you have...
I was out hunting when I heard the voices screaming at me. Their yelling caused me to lunge at a wild cow early, and as a result, it ran off. I cursed at the voices before listening to them yell...
BLOOD GOD, LOOK UP!
DUDE, SOMETHING IS FALLING!!
LOOK UP!!!
Guys, just stop yelling at him, but please look up.
Something about looking up?
I stared up at the sky until I noticed something, or rather some ONE with a yellow scarf falling from the sky. As they came more into view, I suspected them to be female, due to their curves on them, but I was unsure of this fact. I stayed watching their descent, deciding whether to catch them or not. I decided against it because it would be awkward to explain how they ended up in my arms.
I watched as their body landed in a patch of fluffy, white snow. Then, I see them jolt awake, sit up, then take in their surroundings. 'Who the hell are they.' I ponder to myself. The voices kept spouting utter nonsense,
Oooooo~ Does the Blood God has a crush?
Bruh, don't assume that
Its a possibility, but its also unlikely
SIMPNOBLADE!!!
"HEH!?" I said in confusion but luckily, the person in the snow didn't hear me. Then I hear them yell, "WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?"
(Back to Your POV)
I looked down at my clothing, then let out a yelp
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(Choose one that you like the best, or make your own, I'm giving you guys the option to pick your clothes in this world. Also, my friend Etilius drew both of these and posted them on sketchers united if you want to see the original artworks. They are allowing me to use these for the story.)
It had to be the skimpiest thing I have ever worn in my life. I was even more surprised that I wasn't COLD in these clothes. I looked around and spotted a handsome, yet intimidating pig man.
I got up and thought of my options. 'Okay, you are in a snowy biome with a pig person staring right at you.' I look him up and down, assessing my opponent. 'Okay, he has a cape, crown, shield, and sword, probably a lot more hidden under that cape of his... So I can either do:
A, run my ass away from him...
B, shoot at him with my bow...
C, approach him to either ask for directions or attack him...
D, run AT him and attack with my kusarigama...
or E, just sit here, in the cold and look pretty.'
After a long thought process, I chose option A, mainly because I have no idea how to fight him. Well... that and the fact that I don't want to go anywhere near him or anger him in any way. So I bolted in a zigzag pattern away from him, and he fucking chases after me.
