Creeps and the Forest
(Yep, still your POV)
As I'm walking, I kept getting catcalled by jackasses looking for a good time. Geez... it's as if their moms' collectively kicked their sweaty, cologne-wearing butts out of their basements so they could stop mooching off of them. I just ignore them, as if I would be attracted to those types of men... They all looked like they could be my FATHER.
However, as I walked down the streets, I ran into a pretty worn-out-looking cop. Sure, he might have been muscular, but he had visible eye-bags. He looked as if he was searching for someone, then gave up after a while. Luckily for me, he kept the creeps away, so I didn't mind him that much. Although, I did give him a confused look when he stared at me, then shook his head. How odd...
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I finally got to the woods, I was kind of relieved that I got to it. After the buff cop left, creeps immediately tried to ask me out. I kept saying no, but the dudes didn't take the hint. They finally left me alone when I threatened to cut them into ribbons.
Anyway, I took out my bow and arrows and put them on my shoulders, then took out the kusarigama and attached it to my belt. Then I finally went into the forest...
And got lost in the first hour I was in there. Yeah... I have no idea what I was thinking when I first strayed from the dirt path because I am shit with directions. I kept walking in a random direction and ended up falling down a hole. I must have knocked myself out while I was falling because everything went black.
When I woke back up,
I was surrounded by snow
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Child of the Doom God (Technoblade x Male Reader)
FanficYou were the "perfect" boy in high school who was studying for college, until your rich parents tell you that they caught you on the rooftop doing something you weren't supposed to. Now you run away to the forest, only to fall into a world you have...
