just thought this would be a fun thing to do cuz I wanna write but I have no ideas
there's lots of swearing and some slightly s3xual jokes so if that makes you uncomfortable I'm sorry.
swear ing is censored tho so this book isn't marked as mature or smth
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Hunter : Why do you love me?
Willow : no f*cking idea
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Luz, into a camera : I'm trying to figure out Hunter's crush, so I'm showing him randomized images selected by Amity
Luz, in a video : A normal houseplant!
Hunter, also in the video : Once I was gardening with Willow and she was leaning over me while I was planting and my head was touching her chest.
Luz : Okay... Here's a pic of a bee!
Hunter : Willow's palisman likes to nest in my hair
Luz : Final image, a couch!
Hunter : That one time all the emerald entrails we're watching a movie and Willow fell asleep on me.
Luz, now finishing up the recording : It's obvious who he likes.
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Willow, in the library studying something difficult, under her breath : F*ck me.
Hunter, next to her : Well, gladly, if that's what you want. But isn't this place a little too public?
Willow : That's not what I—
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Gus : Why are you late?
Hunter, slightly ashamed : I was looking at Willow's penstagram and lost track of the time
Gus : She doesn't even have that many photos up!
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Willow : Yes, I love Hunter.
Hunter in the background, burning water :
Willow : Yes, I think he's an absolute idiot. I exist.
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Luz : Are you two dating?
Willow, holding Hunter's hand while he blushes furiously : What do you think?
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Willow and Hunter cuddling :
Luz, behind them : really? right in front of my salad?
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Hunter : I want to lay in the middle of the road
Willow : But what if a car hits you?
Hunter : The road is closed but all the better!
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Hunter : I think I'm in love with Willow
Amity : No sh!t Sherlock
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Hunter : Do crabs think fish fly?
Willow : I love you but what the f*ck.
YOU ARE READING
specifically hunter and willow oneshots lol
FanfictionI'm hyperfixated solely on these two help
