"Today we're gonna be killing those good-for-nothing traitors! I'm so excited~" Sanzu fanboyed as he had a sadistic look on his face. I hummed.
"Hmm? So who's killing today? You or me?" I asked. He turned to me with a straight face before cheekily grinning at me again.
"Me of course!!" He exclaimed, showing me a peace sign. I nodded as I stuck out my hand. Yamada popped out of nowhere, placing a chocolate flavoured lollipop in my hands. I thanked him before sucking the lollipop happily.
"You know.." I started, twirling around with my ring for abit. I always had that ring with me, it confused everyone (minus Kakucho). It seemed very special to me, considering how I have never taken it off before unless I was showering, and always polished it. (If you don't like it you can change it)
"Sakura's being kinda suspicious don't you think?.." I said nonchalantly. Sanzu tilited his head, not understanding.
"She always goes into Mikey's office before he goes in.. saying she wants to surprise him. But since everyone here are stupid, they play along with it. Like.. why does she have to make surprises for him.. every single day." I said. Yamada nodded along, agreeing with me.
"I don't know~~ but maybe your just jealous?~" Sanzu asked, shrugging his shoulders. I turned to him with no emotions,
And slapped him.
The slap sound ringed through the hallways as the echo was audible even from thirty meters away. He slowly placed his hand on where I slapped him. I just continued walking while he stopped.
"Why did you do that?" Sanzu asked, hurt. I shrugged.
"Don't know. It just looked like it needed a good slap." I answered.
They deadpanned at my answer, while Kaburamaru gave me kisses on my face, enjoying the drama.
"Ok.. we've arrived." I said quietly, opening the door to the torture room. Everybody was already there, so I strolled my way to the haitani's, greeting them, with Yamada staring at them. There were already three traitors with ropes muffling their voices as they tried screaming for mercy.
Sanzu had a mischievous glint in his eyes as a psychotic grin found its way up his lips. He slowly took out his trusty pills from his pockets, gulping it.
"MM!!"
"MMFF!!!"
"MMMMM!" They screamed.
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"BRING DOWN BONTEN'S HAMMER OF JUDGEMENT ON THE TRAITORS!!" Sanzu dramatically exclaimed, bending over like the maniac he is. I sighed at him, he is really hopeless.. How does he arch his back so much? Did he get practice from someone or what? The three continued screaming for their lives. I slightly cringed at their loudness.
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