𝑆𝑘𝑒𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑦 𝑊𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑦𝑠

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑑𝑟𝑢𝑔 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑒𝑘𝑢

It was a hot summer night. Sitting in my car im exhausted, and hungry. But in the corner of my eye i spot a Wendys, "That'll do." I mumbled.

I showed up and did not notice any of the strange things i've noticed now, two cracked windows and two signs that both say "Quality Cocaine" so i went inside.
there was nobody there and only one worker at the counter. "Hello" I said tapping on the counter. "Hi, can i get you anything? Welcome to Wendys." A boy said cheerfully, i spotted a name tag on his shirt that said "Hi my name is Deku." I stared at him. "No, im just here to insult you actually." I said sarcastically.
He looked at me and frowned a bit, "Oh fun" he said.
"But ill have a burger." I ordered. He handed me a taco. I threw it at his face annoyed. "Thats not a burger dumbass." I stared at him. "I dont think you know what a burger is 🤨" He said, cheese dripping down his cheek. I crossed my arms, "Bitch this is a Wendys why are you giving out tacos." I asked with my palm plastered to my face. Deku frowned, "Im having an identity crisis, maybe i want to be Taco Bell!" He said in a whiny tone. "...Thats not how it works. Whatever just get me a burger." I commanded. "Okay but it will cost you 420 frostys." He said in a serious tone crossing his arms. I took my palm away from my forehead slowly. "what you're supposed to sell those dipshit." I said getting tired. Deku handed me the most disgusting burger, covered in mold, uncooked, the top bun almost frozen. "..Where did you get that." I asked frustrated and hungry. "The trash" Deku said smiling at me. I yelled, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COOK IT, HOW DID THEY HIRE YOU?!?" He flinched a bit, "I own this place." he said frowning a bit. "Then how the hell are you not bankrupt." I asked annoyed. "Oh i am" he reassured. "I am going to sue you." I spat. "Thats why im charging you frostys so people can come here more." he said, a big cheesy grin plastered on his face. "I dont see how that will make people come here more but okay." I said as i threw the nasty burger out one of the cracked windows. "I worked so hard on that." Deku said frowning. I stared at him. "Get me a burger you cooked." He handed me a burnt burger, the meat turned black. "You didnt fucking cook that you found it out of the trash." I assumed. "No, i found this one up your moms ass." He said smirking. "My moms dead." I said upset. "I found it before she died, and saved it for you. She always wanted me to give it to you to remember her." He said smiling, his hand on his heart. I leaned over and looked him dead in the eye. "You want me to eat that." I asked. He leaned away from me, "I mean you could like freeze it or something idk, microwave it when you get hungry later." He advised. I slammed the counter out of anger, "GET ME A WELL COOKED BURGER AND I MIGHT RETHINK SUING YOU." I yelled. "Jesus okay" He said, his hands shaking. "GET ME A GOOD BURGER. LIKE THE ONES ON THE COMMERCIALS." I ordered. He handed me a slightly better burger from all the others, it was cooked but it had a little mold in the meat and cheese. "Freshly cooked I swear." He reassured me. I leaned away from him slowly crossing my arms. "Thats surprisingly...better." I said, looking the burger up and down. "Did you poison it." I asked. His eyes widened like it was a crazy question. "Nooo i'm the least sketchiest Wendys ever, wdym?" He asked surprised. "Theres worse than you.." I asked a bit scared. He looked at me with a big cheesy grin, "Yes they're my role models😍😍" He said cheerfully. "Im convinced you sell cocaine aswell as a backup for when this job you SOMEHOW OWN goes out of business." I assumed, annoyed. "I dont," he said leaning back on the wall. "but thats not a bad idea. Thats fda approved i think." He said to himself. We both stared at eachother in silence. ".........................................................................................................................................................................................Im a cop." I said. His eyes widened quick. "Oh shit" he immediately removed himself from his lounge like position. (Idfk) "Yeaahhhh" i said awkwardly, staring at him, "where are the drugs." i asked. "Your mother has them" he paused, "oh wait..your father has them." he said staring at me. "Fuck you" i spat, "WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?!" I ordered. He flinched, "Officer I swear I dont have them yet" he paused, "I mean i dont have them." he reassured." "YET" I yelled, slamming the counter. "Nooo! They're for medicinal purposes." He said. "Im convinced you're ON SOME." i claimed. He began scratching the back of his neck a bit, "Cocaine for um..nausea" he said nervously. My eyes widened, "SO YOU DO HAVE SOME" i said, "WHERE IS IT?!" I commanded. "FOR MEDICAL REASONS!! ...I uh.. finished it off this morning, its like my daily coffee. But instead of coffee its cocaine." He snapped back. I tried my best to hold my anger, "No, I'll take you to a pharmacy to get some REAL medicine. As soon as you tell me where the drugs are." I said. "Fine," he said crossing his arms, "do you know the muffin man?" He asked.
"Seriously, do i have to point a gun to your head sir." I asked. "Probably lol" Deku laughed me. "Okay 💗" I said pointing a gun to his head, "I am done asking." I said. "Thats a cool lil gun you got." Deku said nervously. "yeah im gonna blow your brains out if you have any if you dont tell me where the drugs are. WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?!" I spat. "As an empath i can sense some aggression coming from you, everything okay at home?" he paused, "Also they're in the back where we make the burgers, they're our secret ingredient 😍😍" he said proudly. "SHOW ME" I demanded. He handed me a bag of flour with the name flour crossed out and instead put "cocaine" in black marker. I stared at it, "I dont get paid enough." I said, frustrated. "You can borrow some if you want, we share over here!" Deku said smiling. "Yk you're talking to a cop with a gun point to your head right?" I asked. "Yeah but Im chilling." He reassured. "You know what fuck this give me some." I put the gun down, "GIVE ME SOME." I ordered. "Okay okay" he poured the bag of cocaine on the table. I put a good amount in my mouth, "I need more than the smell." I said. "Oh my.." he said leaning back on the wall again. "Jokes on you I work for the fbi." he said crossing his arms. "Fuck" i paused, "but you have cocaine? 🤨" I asked. "Yea, life is tough sometimes." He said frowning a bit. "Yeah life is tough sometimes for me too, you cant take me anywhere." I spat. "Why? because you willingly take cocaine from sketchy Wendys owners?" Deku asked. "😎 yea" I paused, "You're the one that gave it to me." I said. "To be honest i dont know if thats actually cocaine, Im currently going undercover to see if cops will take it or not. Its kind of a social experiment." He said. "But you also had it." I said confused. Deku's eyes widened a bit, "Oh so it is cocaine." I stared at him, "Yeah dipshit." i said. "Oh shit i want some" He said, grabbing the bag. Pouring a good amount in his mouth he said, "Oh yea its nice to take it all in" "yea see😍😍" i said smiling, grabbing the bag ready to pour more into my mouth. "So wanna be sketchy wendys owners together?" I asked. "Omg yes" he said. "Because we're both obviously losing our jobs." I said leaning back into the wall. "Yea! we can sell cocaine together ☺️" he said with a big cheesy grin.
"Omg yas! 🥰" I said cheerfully. "Hashtag bestie goals!! 😍" he said proudly. Thats the end lol

Theres no meaning or lesson, I just advise you to not be like them 💀..

I hope you enjoyed 🤩