Old FNF Stories & Headcanons

Ruv & Tankman John w/ Heartbreak Comfort

ASK: Hey! I just got broken up with so may I ask for John and Ruv comforting their crush after a rough break up? Bonus points if their ex wasn't a very nice person

Ty, sorry for wasting your time!

-🌸 anon

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I like how you picked the two that would most likely be the most awkward about comforting you. But are you doing ok? I'm glad you're out of your toxic relationship hon! You will find so much better! I can promise you, you will find someone who will absolutely adore you! Don't even @ me on this!

These will be on the shorter side because of there being more than one character like usual. Sorry bout that.

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Ruv w/ Heartbreak Comfort

- Guy broke up with you over another girl/guy, having no shame getting with them directly afterwards that is, if he wasn't already cheating before leaving you

- He's beyond pissed, but keeps it to himself and tries to comfort you the best he can, seeing how it's affecting you so much

- "I never liked that guy." "....." "Y/N, look at me." "Hm?" "You deserve someone so much better for you, so don't let this jerk get to you ok?"

- He's really awkward with you but comes off as being sweet

- "We can watch a movie to get your mind off of it?" "Ok. You pick then." "Animated movie about dogs works right? You like dogs yes?" "I do like lots of animals." "Good. Then we can watch this one." "You aren't going to invite Sarvente over?" "Do you want me to?" "I wouldn't mind if you did."

- He did end up inviting Sarvente over, who ended up helping him with comforting you better

- "So ice cream works too?" "Somewhat." "I think it does, it's at least distracting for a little while. Plus it's sweet." "Like Ruv?" "Yeah." *Ruv sputtering in the other room*

- Probably ended up killing or at least beating up your ex as his own kind of justice for mistreating and upsetting you

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John w/ Heartbreak Comfort

- Dumped you over some bimbo you always saw him around, the one he insisted was "just a friend"

-John's going to shoot them in the dick, there's no way around that

- "I knew that guy was only going to end up hurting you. I'm sorry that I didn't say anything." "You probably knew I wouldn't have listened to your warnings." "Please don't blame yourself for this Y/N, that guy was a prick from the very beginning." "You're telling the one who dated the prick." "Well, I'm sure he just used some kind of sweet-talking right?" "Mhm...Can't believe I fell for that....ughhh..."

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"That's hard for most people to see through Y/N." "I know, I know." "Well, I'm always going to be here for you ok? Please don't forget that." "John..." "I mean it Y/N, you should know how I feel about you by now." "What?"

- He's going to be a lot more careful about his tone and word choices to make sure he doesn't further upset you but ends up confessing at some point by accident anyways, good going, John!

-"You don't have to say anything. Please just forget that I just said that for a while." "......Why didn't you say something earlier?" "Rejection is a bitch Y/N." "Oh for god's sake...."

- It's best to forget what he said until you get over the last guy first

- "Want to just watch a movie and try to forget what happened today?" "Can't I just drive your tank instead?" "If that's what you want to do...I suppose a few hours couldn't hurt..." "Don't worry, I'll be more careful this time, promise." "Fine."

- You can talk him into doing just about anything if it'll make you feel better, and doesn't ruin his pride