I stood outside the doors to Ozzie's. I was kind of nervous, but kind of excited. I loved the episode of Helluva Boss when they went here, then again it was Asmodeus that I would be visiting, so I had mixed feelings.
"Reservation?" the person standing at the door asked. "And date?"
"My boyfriend has the reservation."
As I said that, Alastor appeared from around the corner.
"That's your boyfriend?!" the demon gasped.
I nodded. "That's . . . That's him, yes."
"Go ahead," the demon shrunk with fear.
As we walked in, I immediately made eye contact with Charlie. Her mouth fell open and she tapped Vaggie's shoulder, pointing to me and Alastor.
"Oh my Satan!" I heard Vaggie exclaim.
Alastor and I sat at the table next to theirs.
"Are you guys dating?" Charlie asked.
"Of course not! I've been in hell for an hour and you think I've already got a boyfriend?"
Vaggie opened her mouth to talk, obviously having more questions, but a voice interrupted her.
Moxxie was on stage. "This song is for my beautiful wife. A surprise for our first anniversary. I love you Millie."
As he began singing, I lip-synced the song with him, which got me weird looks from Alastor, Vaggie, and Charlie.
"I love you more the brimstone loves the fire
More than Beelze loves her Bub
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spirits sing
Yeah, you make me glad I live in hell
Our love is a story sweet to tell
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you"
Moxxie was strumming his guitar when behind him, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli appeared, mocking him.
"I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you"
They burst into laughter and I began lip-syncing again.
"You're singing love songs in my lustful lounge"
"Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds"
"What'd you expect from a proprietor like us"
"Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust"
"Give me a thrust"
Fizzarolli mimicked a trumpet.
"Yeah show me some lust"
Fizzarolli mimicked a trumpet again, this time less accurate.
"From the groin to the bust in desire we trust in the house of Asmodeus"
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Where The Hell Am I? (Alastor/Radio Demon x Human Female Reader) (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionY/N falls asleep after an argument with her friend. When she wakes up, she is no longer in her bed, she's in hell, but not the hell you'd think. She's in a crazy world where Alastor the Radio Demon is real and there are strippers in hell and demon p...
