Episode 5: The Twins Fight!

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Things in the Host Club were going as usual, except today and the next.

"Let's all play the "which one is Hikaru?" game.", the twins occasionally play this game to entertain the guests. The girls absolutely love it.

"So, can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?", the twins.

"Well, it's hard to say.", Haruna. "You're identical.", Kozue.

"Many ladies have tried to tell us apart, but so far none have succeeded.", the twins.

"That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of.", Haruhi.

"What? Have you got a problem with it, Haruhi?", the twins.

"Not really. I just don't understand why the two of you are so popular.", Haruhi says bluntly.

"That's not very nice.", the twins.

"I'm disappointed.", Hikaru. "Apparently, you don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins as members of the host club.", Kaoru. "Listen up. Having a couple of good-looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps that the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship.", Hikaru. "And in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing.", Kaoru.

The group beside Haruna giving a visual example.

"And besides, who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?", Hikaru. "It's a young woman's romantic fantasy.", Kaoru.

"Well, um, yeah, you're right. I can't take it.", Haruna. The other girls are also taken in.

Meanwhile, I was overhearing as I was serving the table to Honey's and Mori's guests. But then Tamaki runs up to the twins abruptly.

"Hikaru, Kaoru! When I gave you control of the club's website, I did it so on one condition that you take it seriously.", Tamaki.

"We take our job very seriously, boss.", Hikaru. "In fact, last night we worked on it till dawn.", Kaoru.

"Is this what you worked so hard to create?", Tamaki showed on the laptop a picture of topless Haruhi presuming as a male. Haruhi was distraught.

"You look great, Haru-chan.", Honey.

The girls were all over it, crowding around the laptop to see.

"Tell me when!", Tamaki.

"Huh?", the twins.

"When did you take naked pictures of Haruhi?", Tamaki yelled at them.

Then Tamaki had the expression of worry as he was in his own thoughts. Probably thinking of the worst case scenario.

"You bribed her, didn't you?", Tamaki.

*(!) I highly doubt they did that, and that Haruhi would let them. Even if they did bribed her with fancy tuna. (!)*

"You're imagining things", the twins.

"It's obvious that the photo's been altered.", Hikaru.

"It was photoshopped?", Tamaki.

"And if you ladies go to the next one.", Hikaru. "You'll see the next one and I think you'll like it.", Kaoru.

"Oh ok!", Haruna. They go to the next one and started to scream.

"Gyahhh~ Kyousuke! Your so handsome!!", Rima.

Hearing my name almost made me lose my grip on the teacup I was setting down. I was gonna regret looking at it, but my curiousness took over me a bit.

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