"Welcome to the Ouran host club.", the host club.
"Oh, it's just a kid.", Hikaru. "Not only that, it's just a boy.", Kaoru.
The kid just sat there, almost as if he was witnessing something kid's shouldn't see.
"What's wrong, little boy? Did you come to my palace in search of something?", Tamaki. "Are you the king of this place?", Shiro. "Ah.", Tamaki replied in awe. "Well are you?", Shiro. "Come closer, lost one. What was it you just called me, little boy?", Tamaki. "The king.", Shiro. "Oh, the king! Yes, I am the king of the Ouran host club. Long live the host king!", Tamaki.
*(!) Oh boy... I don't like the look in his eye... (!)*
"I'm an elementary 5th-year, Shiro Takaoji! I want the host club king to take me on as an apprentice.", Shiro.
All of us, especially Tamaki, couldn't believe what this boy was asking of Tamaki. Both Haruhi and me had a concerned look for the worst to come from this.
"Oh my, Tamaki, you have an apprentice?", Tsubaki. "Yes. He's still in elementary school, but I like the fire in his eyes.", Tamaki. "But are you sure it's okay for such a young boy to become a host?", Tsubaki. "Why wouldn't it be? Love has nothing to do with age. Take us for instance. Whenever I look at you, my heart starts pounding. Suddenly I feel no different than a love-sick little boy.", Tamaki. "Oh, Tamaki.", Tsubaki.
"Don't you think it's weird he's making the kid observe him up close like that?", Haruhi. "There is a theory that people are considered more beautiful, the closer they're viewed. Tamaki seems to live by that theory. Well let's leave them alone.", Kyoya.
As they were talking, I was busy doing my rounds of checking the customers order's at every guest table.
"You naughty girl, you've drawn me to the forbidden fruit. Dearest, you're the mermaid who's brought light into my lonely sea. My mermaid princess.", Tamaki. "I remind you of a mermaid?", Tsubaki.
"You look more like the carp that swim in my pond at home. I'd never give false compliments like that.", Shiro.
"Carp!?", Tsubaki. "Oh don't listen to him. He's just a kid. You know how kids are. They can't help but be honest.", Tamaki. "Honest!?", Tsubaki. "But that's just his opinion and I wouldn't say you look like a carp. And even if you did look like a carp, you'd be the most beautiful carp of them all...", Tamaki. "So I am a carp!", Tsubaki. "Uh no... that's not what I meant...", Tamaki. "Tamaki, you're an idiot!", Tsubaki says as she runs off. "No wait, mermaid princess!", Tamaki.
"Man, what a crybaby.", Shiro.
From what I can see, Tamaki definitely has his work cut out for him.
"So how's it going, boss? That's an adorable little apprentice you got there.", Hikaru. "Hikaru, do you wish you had a little brother like Shiro?", Kaoru. "Don't be silly. I could search the globe and I'd never find a better brother than you, Kaoru.", Hikaru embraces Kaoru. "Hikaru.", Kaoru.
And as usual, the twins use Tamaki's own situation to better their brotherly love act.
"Look, they're doing it.", Haruna. "Forbidden brotherly love.", Kozue.
"They're homos! And they're brothers! That makes them totally "insectuous".", Shiro.
"I think what you meant to say was incestuous.", Tamaki.
"Hey Shiro-chan! You wanna have a piece of cake with me? We've got three kinds, chocolate, strawberry, and lime.", Honey jumps onto Shiro.
"Hey back off! What grade are you in anyway? Why are you wearing a high school uniform?", Shiro shrugs him off.
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Ouran Host Club: The Shy Type
FanfictionA rich family has just moved to another town in Japan for business opportunities. The family has two kids about to transfer to different high schools, the boy was to go to Ouran High School as a deal partnership with the Suoh family. The girl was...
