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scout and sugma were running down the block, holding hands, sugma still wrapped in a towel, and only a towel.
"what should we do!?" Scout yelled, asking.
"ion know!!! whatever we want, my little not-dumphead."
they stopped running and came to a halt.
they looked each other dead in the eyes and said,
"let's b0mb an animal shelter that's full of kids."

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"WAHOOOOO"
They exclaimed, ignoring the screams of orphans.
"KISS ME"
"OKAY"
and they made out and rode an onion carriage out into the sunset.
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As they walked home, Sugma dropped scout off at apartment 69, and walked into her apartment.
There she saw Kurtis doing an upside down spilt on their bed, then dropping it like it's hot.
"babe wtf are you doing-"
"I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING. I
WAS ONE OF THE KIDS AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER. WHAT THE FACK MAMA?"
"sorry. i love him. but i love you too...what will i do.." she threw her engagement ring to the ground and sprinted to ewans room, slamming the door and not looking back.

they sat down on ewan bed, facing eachother, staring into each-others souls, inhaling some nice sour-cream and onion chips.
"Ewan, hottie, we gotta split. now."
"ight"

and they hopped out the window and found a flight outta there. Sugma couldn't stand the embarrassment, and she had to leave. leave all of them behind. start anew. become a p0rnstar in the middle east. marry and divorce kanye.

This was sugma's world, we are all just living in it.

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