two star crossed lovers, meet in the broncos.
he's a jerk, and she's a small town girl.
between big balls and beating hearts, these two bodacious ball lovers love each other- just as much.
❤️🔥
butt...the turbles tain....
two boys, who will she c...
Ewan got herself a flight back to sears tower, private jet this time since she was banned from united airlines. Ewan needed to get back to the 80s, but it was 2024. So this whole time she was "training" she was actually building, a time machine. that's right, a time machine.
Ewan entered the base-base-basement of sears tower, 34 floors beneath the surface of the earth. Her secret laboratory. Setting up the controls and cockpit, she set the time destination for Reseda california, 1989.
That's right, Ewan was going back in time to find Daniel LaRusso. The karate kid. don't judge. judging is a sin. YOURE the one reading a fanfic about balls, you perv.
After pressing the go button, something went wrong. She got sent to the wrong place, at the wrong time.
She got sent to the Broncos, 2014.
Ewan climbed out of her time machine, and kicked it. "DANG NABBIT-"
She turned around and heard something familiar, the voice of her best friend, Sugma. but her voice sounded different, almost, younger.
And there next to her was kurtis, AND scout. they were like babies. Pretty fugly. She picked up a golf club, and had the intrusive thought to bonk them. Yes, bonk them.
and that's exactly what she did.
bonk, bonk, bonk. and then they passed right out. they were out cold, probably gonna have amnesia or something after this...
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"hehehe..." she said micheviously, walking back to her invention. She fixed it up rq, and hopped back in to get to where she wanted.
"ok, let's do it right this time bitches..."
reseda, california, 1989
"go."
Ewan crossed her fingers, prayed, and it worked. like deadass. round of applause for ewan.
*time skip brought to you but ewans clubbing*
Ewan brought home Daniel Larusso, who for some reason agreed to join her in the future.
So now Ewan wasn't all alone in this story, and Kurtis and Scout had a new groomsman...
