🤍big ball city 🌃

six.

"Scout??"
"hey.."🥺🌷💕 He was dressed in a pink tuxedo holding gay roses and chocolate.
"why'd you run away earlier? it was kinda out of the blue-" he stopped himself, noticing Sugma wrapped in a towel revealing her collarbone and shoulders.
Scout blushed when he saw this, especially towards her shoulders.
He was the boy teachers talk about when they say boys get distracted by shoulders in school.
"your a sexy mama.. I MEAN-" Scout yelled, a blushing mess. Sugma blushed and looked at the floor.

🎶the way you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell you don't know-oh oh, you don't know your beautiful 🎶

"Scout i'm really sorry i ran off earlier i just-" she was cut off by a loud booming ballsy voice.
"Sugma, who's this?" Kurtis asked confused, and a bit mad.
"Oh it's just uhm...my father in law. yep. my father in law..." She said quickly.
"yeah...right..." He looked at her with UWU eyes and waddled back to the bathroom.

"Are these for me..?" Sugma asked, looking up at him.
"Yeah!! i just bought them for you.. who was that?" Scout asked innocently.
"that's my boyf- i mean, butler." Sugma answered.

'he's hot. what? no. i'm straight. he's not hot. he's ugly. that's a butler. maybe i should hire him..i mean what? i like sugma. what's happening to me, intrusive thoughts much?' That was a sneak peek into Scouts brain. there's some weird stuff in there.

"ahem, so, sugma..do you wanna like, go somewhere, N-NOT LIKE A DATE OR ANYTHING, JUST LIKE AS F-FRIENDS HAHA.." Scout said quickly, leaving a shocked expression on Sugmas face. she answered with,
"s-sure my baby ballsy boy toy."

She yelled to 'her butler,'
"i have to have diarrhea again bbg!! bye!"
"EHHH?" kurtis yelled back, but she didn't hear him becasue she slammed the door and ran off into the big ball city.