One fateful day, Dylan was taking a walk at a nearby lake. He was staying fit, of course. He couldn't bear to lose the bamboo stick figure he had.
While on his walk, Dylan came across a piece of paper on the ground. He picked it up. It read: ALMOST TOTALLY FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION | ACCEPTING EVERYONE (NOT A SCAM)!!!
Dylan gasped in excitement.
**some time later**
Dylan put on his best outfit for his first day of college (he was the god of fashion, after all). He began with his favorite shirt, paired with his gucci necklace and his slutty glasses. He topped the outfit off with his fake nose ring so that he can stay connected with the youth.
His backpack was gray, and- OH WAIT, that's just his shirt!
As Dylan arrived at his new college, he was bumped into immediately. When he looked up, he saw the ugliest, most whiny and bitchiest face he'd ever seen.
It was Hardin Scott.
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Dylan's Adventure
Fiksi UmumDylan Matthews is a 20-year-old man who is trying to fit into the standards of the world as we know it. When Dylan comes across an advertisement for a state of the art college, he can't resist. Dylan is set off on a journey through his *totally* rea...
